An anonymous source sent me the lyrics for the lead single on Chuck Wicks' second album, due in November. Enjoy!
TMB
©2009 (not actually written by) Jimmy Wayne and Jay DeMarcus
v1
I was so lost
Until you came until my world
The waves, they tossed
Until you quieted the storm, girl
I was a fool
But then again I'm just a man
This is for you
So put out your sweet little hand
Chorus
Here, take my balls
I don't need 'em anymore
Wrap them in silk and keep 'em in your dresser drawer
You saved my life
So it's the least that I can do
Yeah, take my balls and I'll always sing this sweet for you
v2
I'll rub your feet
Unless you want me to fold clothes
Tell me your dreams
I'll flush mine down the commode
Girl, listen here
I'm done with sports and cigarettes
No drinkin' beer
Let's just hold hands, cause who needs sex?
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge
Your love is the greatest thing I have ever known
Steal away my heart and my testosterone
Oh take my balls
I don't need 'em anymore
No baby, I don't want to know the Dallas Cowboys score
You are my life
So I'll watch Lifetime shows with you
Yeah, take my balls and sure, I'd love to have more tofu
May 5, 2009
May 4, 2009
May 3, 2009
John Rich's Songwriting Tips #6
Subtlety is a tool for artsy fartsy, liberal sissies and haters of America. Figure out your message and whop your listener crossways upside the head with it! Keep it simple so the dummies pay the moneys. If you wanna be like Surfjohn Steven or whoever and tour in a van and live in a mud hut, go on ahead with your bad self. Keep your artistic integrity or whatever. But if you want an offensively large house and bling and a life of class and sophistication like mine, do as I do and say.
Not actually written by John Rich.
May 2, 2009
YouTube Gems
An utterly bizarre commercial... (there's also a "making of" video on YouTube that takes it to another level)
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