People Are Lazy
(Parody of Billy Currington's "People Are Crazy")
Me and this old fart
At this run down redneck bar
Were shootin' us some bull and
Drinkin' too much beer
Laughin', talkin' sh*t
Pointing out the ugly chicks
Makin' fun of hicks and
Being a couple of dicks
We talked about this town
It's old and falling down
The water is smelly brown,
God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
He said "I've dodged a war,
Six times I've got divorced"
What put you on welfare roles?
I belched "Damn if I know"
We talked bout the President
How he's stealin' every cent
We can't pay trailer rent
And still afford to get bent
We pondered the Bachelorette
Over some cigarettes
Cussin' how football ain't started back yet
Oh, God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
Last call was 2:00am
We both threw up and then
I never saw that dude again
Till just yesterday
I saw the old fart's face
Up on a big billboard
For not payin' his child support
And right next to him was me
"Bitch turned me in" I swore
Yeah, I was mad as hell
I can't pay, I been in jail
So I left town today
Going the Greyhound way
And guess who I ran into in seat 5-A
(and he had a six pack with him!)
You know, God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
