Aug 12, 2009

Reba Parody

This Friday is Country Day: August featuring 17 new parody covers which include Gloriana, Rascal Flatts and Brad Paisley. For today, here's a lyrical parody of Reba's "Strange."

Skank
(Parody of Reba's "Strange")

He rolled out feelin' good about himself
His Ed Hardy t-shirt
True Religion jeans, yeah pimped out
At the spot with his good friends, chasin' some sex
Jager for starts
Had a fine lady befriended
He got himself a piece
Proud of himself until the a.m.

Skank, talk about suck, he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, he better see the doc, have a talk
Get a test to see if he's contagious
He got tanked, drunk lust
Skank

Thinks he lost his mind to spend the night with that wreck
He damn sure regrets it
She smells like Camels
And her tattooed face ain't quite as sexy
As it was last night
After way too many drinks
Chained and pierced, this can't be good
Better get lost, he's wasting time

Skank, talk about suck, he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, He better see the doc, have a talk
Get a test to see if he's contagious
He's ashamed, so much
Skank
Skank

Skank, talk about suck he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, he better she's contagious
He got tanked, drunk lust
Skank

Skank, talk about scared he woke up
With a wild coyote
Skank, skank

Aug 11, 2009

What's under Trent's Doo-rag?

FTM has received an exclusive shot of Trent Tomlinson sans bandana. Now we know why he keeps that lettuce under wraps!






















Fantasy Football Teams of the Country Stars

Fantasy football seems to get more and more popular every year. With the NFL season just around the corner, even some country stars have gotten into the act. FTM got ahold of the team names and logos from several of Nashville's biggest acts. See if you can match up the fantasy football team logo/name on the left to the team's owner on the right. Click on this link for a better view. Check your answers here!

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Aug 10, 2009

So Brooks & Dunn's done...

After 20 years, B&D are calling it quits. It's not like Kix gets any run in the first place...

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