Feb 3, 2010

A satirical country lyric

If You Say I'm Not a Country Boy

If you say I'm not a country boy
I'll show you that's a lie
I'll crank my truck and shoot a duck
And spit Beechnut in your eye

If you say I'm not a country boy
You 'bout to learn the facts
I'll play some Hank and drink a drank
And wear jeans that show my crack

Chorus
So don't you go and disrespect
Homie I'll put your *ss in check
Ride up in my one-five-oh
Leave you bleeding on the flo'
Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

If you say I'm not a country boy
Better own a graveyard plot
I'm country bred, my neck is red
And I'll leave yo wangsta' ass shot

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge
Never mind these hip-hop beats
And these urban dictionary words
Cause I'm country as Strait
Got a Nascar plate
And I can whistle dixie, ya' heard?

So, think twice before you disrespect
Hater, you best come correct
Ride up in my one-five-oh
Leave you bleeding on the flo'
Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

Tag:
If you say I'm not a country boy
Say I'm not, b*tch!
Oh no you dih–int!!



©2010 Corey Parkman

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Feb 1, 2010

A little begging...

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Top 10 Things That Won't Be on Chuck Wicks' Next Release

10. Dueling fiddles

09. A duet with Lucinda Williams

08. An un-retouched cover photo

07. A healthy dose of steel guitar

06. A Hank Williams cover

05. Masculinity

04. A song you will fondly remember in 2011

03. The words "cocaine" or "whore"

02. Something written by Fred Eaglesmith

01. My hands

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