"If I make it through December 5th, I'll be fine."
Merle Haggard anxiously awaits his consultation with one of Obama's "HMOs."
"I knew I should gone with the black boots."
"If I don't meet Oprah in the next ten minutes, I'm outta here!"
"This necklace makes me look like a fruit."
"Hmmm, I wonder how Willie got on the roof..."
I was told there'd be a jello mold. Where's the damn jello mold??
"That can't be Paul McCartney's real face."
Insert incoherent political rambling here:_______________
We'll all be eatin' that free White House grub
Wearin' that rainbow sash
