Jan 11, 2011

Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews









This despicable song actually has the gall to hold up sinners as role models. A divorced woman! A pervert football player! All the while comparing them to fried chicken and Coca-Cola. I don't even fully understand that metaphor and I know it's wrong in the sight of the Lord. Also there's some devilish rock and roll guitars playing loudly throughout this ode to finding the tiniest bit of good left in a hellbound miscreant. While these evildoers may in fact be retrievable from those unpearly gates, one should not look to them as paragons of virtue. Write me a song after this harlot redeems her lifestyle - surely she ate of Satan's fruit, and after this ball player puts his pecker back in his Wrangler blue jeans and repents of his misdeeds. 1 John 5: 17 says "All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death." Verily, we shall only look upon righteousness as a virtue worth following. In summation: divorce and tallywhacker texts = damnation.

F

Jan 9, 2011

Top 10 Potential Perfect Country Star Product Sponsorships

10. Bucky Covington - Cohn Adult High School

09. Kenny Rogers - Halloween Mask Outlet











08. Martina McBride - Jack Daniels

07. Lady Antebellum - Kraft Cheese Spread

06. Lee Ann Womack - Petite Country & Western Wear

05. Josh Abbott Band - CD Duplicators


03. Sara Evans - Cougar Town

02. Colt Ford - Athens Septic Service

01. Willie Nelson - Zig Zag Rolling Papers (duh)

Jan 7, 2011

Good Article about Country Carpetbaggers

And our pal Triggerman from Saving Country Music is featured in the article!



Excerpt:
Lately, Gwyneth Paltrow has been behaving like a country-music star. It began in November when Paltrow slipped into a tiny dress and delivered a warbling performance at the CMA Awards. The next chapter comes Friday, in the movie Country Strong, in which Paltrow sings in front of a video screen filled with wild horses, swills booze at a roadhouse, and approvingly quotes Waylon Jennings. We could chalk it up to a mid-career crisis, except that Paltrow isn’t the only one wearing a new pair of boots and affecting a twang. These days, country music is filled with country carpetbaggers.

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails