If/Then/Else: 5 New Charts

Phil Vassar is a Female Favorite

No Photoshopping here, folks. This is a promo ad I received by email. Just a little FYI peek behind the single marketing curtain. (Note - I have no problem with marketing to the ladies, but this seems to be the overwhelming trend in country for years now. I think this also explains the lack of females on the charts. Women don't like other women. :) ...and don't you love how Phil is smiling up at the statistics?)

Honest Album Cover: The Outlaws?

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Waylon Parody about Rascal Flatts

Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way? (Parody of the song of the same title) It's the same autotune, electric guitars Some people says it's not fair Play these songs that ain't fit for bars With all this gel in my hair For no small change My cousin told me I should go to Nashville You can really sing a hook Old Hank made it here, nobody sings like that still And I don't think Hank had your cool look I don't think Hank done it this way Ten years down the road, playing arena shows Screeching my vocal cords away One more platinum plaque and nobody understands Are you sure Hank done it this way Did Ol' Hank really do it this way? I've seen the world just me and my gang God blessed the broken Music Row Callin' my songs country when I know it's pretend Cause I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way No I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way