Mar 31, 2013
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Blake Shelton Twitter War Memes
As many of you know, Blake Shelton and I engaged in something of a Twitter slap-fight yesterday (and continuing into today). I started it... with this:
...but then, I've talked trash to him before. He just never responded until yesterday. We had a short back and forth before he resorted to editing my Tweets to make me look stupid(er than normal) and like something of a stalker. His fans blew up my mentions to the point I couldn't/didn't even read 80% of them... and I was called every name an adult with the mind of a five-year-old can think of. @farcethemusic was the #2 trending profile on Twitter for 3 hours yesterday morning. My heart rate was through the roof.
Despite starting off the "conversation" with some name-calling, I did try to engage Blake and I think I held my own with him in both content and humor. However, since he has 2.7 million followers, I could have Tweeted the greatest joke ever told and it wouldn't matter. I lost in the court of public opinion from Blake's first Tweet. How dare you? You're jealous. You're a failed musician living in mom's basement. Blake told you! I heard all the trite garbage I usually do, just x10000. I'm thick-skinned, so it all bounced off. In the end, I added Twitter followers and blog traffic while Blake was able to distract people from his sub-par new album....so it's a win-win!
Here are 4 new BS memes, the second one a crowd-sourced joke (heard it from several supporters) and the other three from Jeremy Harris!
Despite starting off the "conversation" with some name-calling, I did try to engage Blake and I think I held my own with him in both content and humor. However, since he has 2.7 million followers, I could have Tweeted the greatest joke ever told and it wouldn't matter. I lost in the court of public opinion from Blake's first Tweet. How dare you? You're jealous. You're a failed musician living in mom's basement. Blake told you! I heard all the trite garbage I usually do, just x10000. I'm thick-skinned, so it all bounced off. In the end, I added Twitter followers and blog traffic while Blake was able to distract people from his sub-par new album....so it's a win-win!
Here are 4 new BS memes, the second one a crowd-sourced joke (heard it from several supporters) and the other three from Jeremy Harris!
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"Sure Be Cool if They Did" - Guest Submission Blake Shelton Parody
Sure Be Cool If They Did
Parody lyric by Greg Swartzentruber
I don’t needa song wit’ real heart, I'll start singing about anything
And it’ll hit the charts cuz I’m starring on The Voice ya see
Here’s one thing we can agree on, nobody needs a clever rhyme for neon
And even though it should, don’t gotta be good
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
'Cause I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write, 'cause
They don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
You can shoot me down but it’s gonna hit number one
Don’t need much of a story if the melody’s kinda fun
Just talk a bit about a girl, y’all, and a little alcohol
Baby, it’s fine, you even can repeat a line, repeat a line
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
Just write a song they’ll quickly forget
Repeat the stuff we all agree on, don’t need a clever rhyme for neon
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
Yeah it’d sure be cool if they did
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YouTube Gems: Leroy Powell
From his band's half 70's gold country/half rawk new album, Life and Death, here's Leroy Powell (sans The Messengers) with "You're Driving Me (Out of My Ever Loving Mind)."
Brantley Gilbert Fans eCards #13
These are actual, unedited comments from Brantley Gilbert fans on YouTube.
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