Top 10 Things You Might See at a Five Finger Death Punch / Brantley Gilbert Concert

Five Finger Death Punch and Brantley Gilbert are going on tour. 

For real. Here are the top ten things you might see if you went.

10. Everybody mad dogging each other instead of watching the show

9. Many neckbeards, but few necks

8. Nobody singing along because somebody might call them gay for singing

7. Punisher tattoos

6. Roid gut

5. A camel clutch wrestling hold executed to perfection

4. 7 women, all working at concession stands

3. Really aggressive t-shirts with way too many words on them

2. Hundreds, maybe thousands, of fists bruised from punching walls

1. People in the 1% of worst music taste in America

Bonus thing: Several heartwarming reunions of cops and the people they arrested