tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2751253809510424451.post4199690574055731773..comments2024-03-25T21:32:20.497-05:00Comments on Farce the Music: Fake News Classics: Alan Jackson Seeks Embarrassing Dud for Next AlbumTrailerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11038131224116132853noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2751253809510424451.post-67973969921446498092019-11-29T21:54:09.005-06:002019-11-29T21:54:09.005-06:00Listen here, Alan Jackson bootlicking soy boy, you...Listen here, Alan Jackson bootlicking soy boy, you literally went on a fuckton of my posts to comment your stupid trite defending this talentless hack. The only chuckleheads who need help are people like you who think Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) and his non-country "music" is anything close to traditional country music.<br /><br />#AlanJacksonKilledCountryEbenezer Stoogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04303328783467139184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2751253809510424451.post-75738328889928596012019-09-23T16:43:39.070-05:002019-09-23T16:43:39.070-05:00You have some problems. Seek professional help.You have some problems. Seek professional help.Dave R. Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12876029005028865521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2751253809510424451.post-37429340287842559582019-06-19T13:44:47.837-05:002019-06-19T13:44:47.837-05:00Yeah, this is definitely fake news. The "ill-...Yeah, this is definitely fake news. The "ill-advised, shockingly embarrassing cut" type of song isn't just a single song on every record ever put out by the Nickelback of country music. No, it's the whole goddamn thing. My point exactly, when I think of Alan Jackson, I think of stupid songs that disgrace country music and cement the stereotype that the genre is made for ignorant, racist, Libertarian, cousin-fucking trailer trash rednecks like "It's Alright to Be a Redneck" (the title tells you all you need to know), "I Still Like Bologna", "I Don't Even Know Your Name" (that stupid piece of shit is about as country as the Shawn Mendes song of the same name), "Jim and Jack and Hank" (thankfully that pile of ear cancer flopped), and that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran, as well as proto-bro-country songs like "Chattahoochee", "Country Boy", and "Where I Come From". Indeed, it was none other than Alan Jackson who invented bro-country and metro-bro. Not only that, but it was also Alan Jackson who ushered in the popularity of country rap (aka hick-hop), as it was other than Jackson who not only used, out of all people, rapper Polow da Don. In case you don't know, this is the same guy who produced Nicki Minaj's 2014 atrocity "Anaconda", as well as other songs for fellow rappers like 50 Cent, Travis Scott, Rich Boy, and Gucci Mane, among others. Not only that, but Jackson has also covered multiple rap songs in concert, specifically<br />* Akon - Don't Matter<br />* Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz ( video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY )<br />* Tyga - Hookah<br />* Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On<br />* Soulja Boy - I Got that Sauce<br />* Future - Mask Off<br />* Flo Rida - Whistle<br />* T.I. - Whatever You Like<br />* Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)<br />* Lil Wayne - Love Me<br />* Drake - Passionfruit<br />* Offset - Ric Flair Drip<br />* Waka Flocka Flame - Hard in da Paint<br />* Shaquille O'Neal - (I Know I Got) Skillz<br />* Fetty Wap - Jugg<br />To be frank, if it weren't for Jackson and his "ill-advised, shockingly embarrassing" excuses for music, we wouldn't have bro-country hacks like Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Kane Brown, Cole Swindell, and Dan + Shay poisoning country radio, nor would there be non-country artists gaining so much popularity within country music like pop star Bebe Rexha with her hit "Meant to Be" holding the record for the longest running number one country song at 50 weeks and rapper Lil Nas X going viral with his hit "Old Town Road" at the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 and (despite being removed from the country charts with much controversy) likely to make a return the country charts sooner or later. Labeling Jackson and his "ill-advised, shockingly embarrassing" excuses for music as "country" like labeling Drake as heavy metal. Jackson and his "ill-advised, shockingly embarrassing" are truly beyond a disgrace to real country music.<br />#AlanJacksonKilledCountryEbenezer Stoogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04303328783467139184noreply@blogger.com