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 Us 'haters' every time a new pop country artist comes out

You ready for the Morgan Wade album tomorrow?

Still more country than Niko Moon

Can you believe Parmalee has the #1 "country" song?

 ♫♪ There's aaaan old flame buuuurnin' in your eyes ♫♪

The equivalent of walking into a store where a Sam Hunt song is playing

Morgan Wallen's gonna come back like...

If You're Gonna Play in Texas...

 

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Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2019

The NFL gets rolling soon, so it's fantasy football draft time! Here are some (mostly country) music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Twitter pals. Any that aren't credited here were come up with by me or Jeremy Harris. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...

Ever Lovin’ Handoff (Jeremy Harris’ actual team name)

Le’Ve’on the Road Again

Beer, Weed, Pooches

Red Solo Kupp

Gurley Shake it For Me

Drake Farm

4th Down Road - Derek Hudgin

Well Well Well My Michel

Between JuJu and Jones

Who Dat Man

Once, Guice, Three Times a Lady

Good Lord Leonard

She Got the Goldmine, I Got First Pick in the Draft - Michael Fenton

Damn Good Feeling to Run These Routes

The Old Jackass Farts

Fleaflicker Greenwood 

Goodbye Earl Thomas

Kerryon My Wayward Son

To Beat The Devil In The 40

Ain’t Nothin’ Wrong With Antonio

No Place Too Farve

The Devil’s Right Defensive End

Take Mahomes Country Roads - Alex Williams

Odell Watson’s Chicken Shit Touchdown 

Luke Bryan Sucks

Cody Jinksonville Jaguars 

Trubisky Myers

Have Gun, Will Fumble

Tom (Brady) Waits for an open receiver 

First Down (in a 10 Year Town)

It Gets the Ertz at Night

Goff’s Gonna Cut You Down

Bortles All the Way Down - Jay Arnold

Pancho & Leftwich - Jay Arnold

Lady Mayfield - Jay Arnold

Roethlisberger in Paradise - Jay Arnold

Dak That Azz Up

Mahomes in Alabama

Heart of Gould - Nate

Song of the South

The "Steak Meme" Returns

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*Foul language warning*

When you're the fireman, and they get too hot and just give you a call 

Oh, you're talking shit about Reba?

Kane Brown vraiment suce

When you're in a hurry to get things done

and you rush and rush until life's no fun

One look at the country chart and you're like...

When you see Tyler Childers and the Food Stamps sold out yet another show

You're gonna find a Sam Hunt song I'll like?

A friendly greeting from Mojo Nixon

Country Singer Bars & Restaurants

It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants. 

After the Fries Are Gone

(Loretta Lynn)

Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town

Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille

Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe

Let's Go Fajitas

(Faith HIll)

Angus Among Us Steakhouse

(Alabama)

The Heart Wants Pie

(Reba)

Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!

It Ain't All Flour

(Sturgill Simpson)

Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar

(Old Dominion)

Bok Choy Take Me Away

(Dixie Chicks)

Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light

The Plate of These Wings

(Miranda Lambert)

Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar

Now That I Fondue

(Terri Clark)

Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck

A Good Year for the Rosé

(George Jones)

Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet

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