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Showing posts with label Bebe Rexha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bebe Rexha. Show all posts
Jul 12, 2018
Jun 14, 2018
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Country Reaction Gifs
If you speak ill of Waylon Jennings in my house
When you crank Blackberry Smoke up to full volume
Don't come up in Uncle Phil's house talking bout
Kane Brown is the new George Strait
You a country fan, huh? Like Bebe Rexha?
When you keep imagining an Uncle Tupelo reunion
After you tell your uncle some of Wheeler Walker Jr.'s song titles
When you're talking about country music and a Sam Hunt fan tries to get in the conversation
When your dad used to listen to Rascal Flatts in the car
Americana music 2016-2018
May 24, 2018
May 23, 2018
May 18, 2018
90s Country Star Comes to the Defense of Modern Country
Amid a steady barrage of elder country singers' complaints about the authenticity of modern country music, 90s star Brad Lee Peterson has come to its defense.
"Johnny Lee and Travis Tritt and all these other old dudes are just salty and washed" said Peterson. "Man, I like to get crunk to some Sam Hunt and Kane Brown, my dudes. Go drink some Ensure and let the rest of us enjoy how country music has evolved, bro."
Peterson, the singer of such 1990s favorites as "Hilfiger Cowboy" and "She Don't Blow Up My Pager Anymore" says he understands where the discord comes from, but that country music is in good hands with such artists as Bebe Rexha and Jordan Davis.
"All this shade throwing comes from a place of jealousy. Jealousy that they aren't getting the airplay anymore." Peterson laughed. "Look in the mirror son, y'all ain't poppin' anymore - old get off my lawn head ass crackers."
"Luke Bryan is really where things started getting better and Florida-Georgia Line just got it lit to another level!" smiled Peterson. "Country music is whatever country radio tells us we should love - they know what they're doing. They knew when they made (Peterson's only #1) "Party Up in My Lowered Truck" a smash hit in '93 and they know now."
The debate between country traditionalists and progressives has hit several peaks in recent years. Bro-country was extremely divisive and the current trend of R&B flavored music on country radio has raised the ire still higher. Peterson, for his part, thinks it's all overblown: "It goes in cycles - it'll come back around to more classic-sounding country like Rascal Flatts or Shania Twain - then it'll jump out of the box again and do something like mumble-country… but the wheel always turns."
At press time, Brad Lee Peterson was preparing to release his comeback single "Hashtag Fire (ft. Post Malone)."
May 16, 2018
May 9, 2018
Little Known Facts: May '18
In his teens, Jason Aldean was dropped by a vocal trainer who told Aldean's parents it was like trying to teach a legless man soccer
The greatest Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band is Lynyrd Skynyrd
The average Rascal Flatts fan is average
Evidently Bebe Rexha is not the subject of an early 90’s animated movie written by Reginald Hudlin
The bootleg Hank Jr. shirts on Facebook are sold by Hank Jr.
Cody Jinks, Whitey Morgan, and Ward Davis tour together so often so they can get the group discount at the beard groomer
Reba McEntire is the first Colonel Sanders to not have a cock, but only because she is allergic to feathers
Turns out, Blake Shelton is the jackass
The previous country fact was brought to you by The NFL Keurig Starbucks Yeti Nordstrom Netflix Oreos Dick's Pepsi TJ Maxx Lou's AR-15 n' Whiskey Shack
I was going to write the 500th fact that points out Shooter Jennings is short but I wanted to bring Farce the Music to new heights
Sam Hunt recently announced a winter 2018 Mexican tour starting on November 1, 2018
Blind item: Texas singer who recently signed with a major label uses full body pillows for his head
Early reports are that Chris Stapleton is the favorite to be named NBA Rookie of the Year
Support of a border wall by Congress has reached an all time high as long as it can be completed by November 2, 2018
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris, but especially *that* one; you know the one.
May 4, 2018
Apr 27, 2018
Pop "Country" Fan eCards
These are actual YouTube comments from fans of Jordan Davis, Dustin Lynch, and Bebe/FGL.
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