Showing posts with label Billy Ray Cyrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Billy Ray Cyrus. Show all posts

Nov 29, 2017

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet


Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet


Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet



Jun 8, 2017

Big Bang Theory: Country Reaction Gifs

If that girl is a Kane Brown stan


 "Body Like a Back Road" is still the #1 song?


Hey CMT Music Awards...


 Hey, my friend tells me Chris Young has a new song.
I love Chris' neo-traditional sound; gonna check it out!


 Why are you crying over the country charts?


Hey, are you listening to Colter Wall over and over again?


Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart...

Mar 30, 2017

The Walking Dead: Country Memes

The Walking Dead season 7 finale is this Sunday.... at the same time as the ACMs and Wrestlemania. Choose wisely. Anyway, here are some new TWD country memes.






Mar 29, 2017

Farce Madness: The Infernal Four


We've pared it down from 64 to 4. Voting for the Infernal Four will take place on Twitter this Friday. Here's a breakdown of the remaining "teams."

East

4. "Any Kane Brown song"
In retrospect, this shouldn't have been included. Not saying his output has been anything but substandard, but I think the way it's listed, people were voting for/against Kane's combined catalogue vs. single songs. Funny? Yeah. A very "Farce the Music" result? Oh yeah. Fair? Probably not. Even Kane's worst song "Ain't No Stopping Us Now," while trite and mind-numbing, is nowhere near as bad as Danielle Bradbery's putrid "Friend Zone." But is Kane Brown generally less listenable than Danielle Bradbery? That's a yes from me dawg ...so I get it.

Anyway, this entry is a powerhouse and has as good a shot as any to beat Sam Hunt's modern anti-classic atrocity. But I hope it doesn't.

vs.

11. Sam Hunt "Body Like a Back Road"
I've wondered about this one through the voting process. Is it actually that bad, or is recency bias clouding judgment? Do people just dislike Sam Hunt's music this much? Yeah, but… I'm coming around to agree with this song making the last 4. It really is that bad. Even the criticisms have become cliché… not country, clichés galore, creepy, bad metaphors…but it's all there. Sam went all in on this song, and he'll score another big hit because of it. What's that really mean anymore, though, in a world where Michael Ray's tepid slop can be politicked and publicized up to number one?

Sam has said recently that preparing for his upcoming marriage will take precedence over getting new music out. Good for him - I really mean that. But also, good for our ears!


West

1. Luke Bryan "Country Girl (Shake it For Me)"
While I'm not even sure this is Luke's worst song - "Kick the Dust Up" and "That's My Kind of Night" want some of that action - "Country Girl's" position here is well-deserved. It is literally and symbolically the moment Luke Bryan went from kinda traditionalist B-lister to butt thrusting megastar. We've gotten comments on Twitter saying this song isn't really that bad and more comments saying it's basically worse than stomach flu. Average those out and it's still not good. This song is a perfect figurehead for how most Farce the Music readers feel about Luke in general. With the visceral hatred of Luke Bryan's music swelling to fever pitch nearing the climax of Farce Madness, this one's going to be very hard to take down.

vs.

2. Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart"
Not even gonna lie. I liked this song enough in 1992 to buy the cassette tape. To this day, I don't necessarily hate it… I recognize that it's a stupid song, maybe even objectively bad, and I don't actively seek it out to listen… probably haven't heard it in full in decades …but I don't hate it. That said, I understand its significance and its rightful spot here in the Infernal Four. You can't listen to the song without picturing shredded acid washed jeans, a mullet, and a ridiculous line dance. It's a distillation of the early 90s… which really wasn't a bad time, but it's all pretty cheesy. The song is catchy, bouncy, and grating all at once. It's a joke, it's a punchline, it's an example country music haters point to. It's …oh crap, pretty much the equivalent to "Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" if I'm honest. Where that song came out when I'm older, more mature, more musically snobby, more a fun hater, "Achy Breaky" came out when I was a kid, still not opposed to fun. The difference here for me is that Billy Ray didn't change the landscape of country music. Sure, it ushered in an era of white people standing in lines doing synchronized moves to country remixes, but it didn't open the sewer floodgates the way Luke's song did. Anyway, I'll stop. Wouldn't wanna influence the vote any more than I have.



Mar 27, 2017

Farce Madness: The "Delete" 8


In the Sour 16, most of the matches were decisive. The closest match was Sam Hunt's "upset" of Florida Georgia Line/Luke Bryan by 4%. Here are the results from the 16.

Junk Drawer Region
Any Kane Brown Song 75%
Danielle Bradbery "Friend Zone" 25%

Paisley/Cool J "Accidental Racist" 64%
The Band Perry "Live Forever" 36%

Oldies Region
Donna Fargo "Funny Face" 54%
"Butterfly Kisses" 46%

"Achy Breaky Heart" 55%
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" 54%

Meat & Potatoes Region
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" 77%
ZBB "Beautiful Drug" 23%

Rascal Flatts "Bob That Head" 73%
Big & Rich "Comin' to Your City" 27%

Bro-Country Region
LB "That's My Kind of Night" 57%
Jason Aldean "1994" 43%

FGL + Luke "This is How We Roll" 48%
Sam Hunt "Body Like a Back Road" 52%

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Here are today's matchups in the "Delete" 16. Voting will take place on Twitter this afternoon.

"Delete" 8

Junk Drawer
4. Any Kane Brown Song
6. Brad Paisley - Accidental Racist w/LL Cool J

Bro-Country
1. Luke Bryan - That’s My Kind of Night
11. Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road

Oldies
1. Donna Fargo - Funny Face
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

Meat & Potatoes
1. Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake It For Me)
6. Rascal Flatts - Bob That Head


Mar 21, 2017

Bad 90s Country Memes









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*The songs are bad. Maybe the memes are too.

Oct 6, 2016

Top 10 Conspiracies Shooter Jennings Can Cover Next

 

To celebrate the release of the Black Ribbons Ultimate Edition, Shooter Jennings has been running a podcast recently called Beyond the Black. In it he discusses the conspiracy-minded topics covered on that dystopian album. Jeremy counted down the best topics Shooter can cover on future episodes!

(and it's a top 11)

Top 11 Upcoming Topics For 
Shooter Jennings' Beyond The Black Podcasts

11. David Allan Coe was never picked up by the ghost of Hank Williams. 

10. All Colt Ford songs are secretly written about independent wrestler Die Hard Tom McClane. 

9. Bambi's mom was an inside job. 

8. Earl Thomas Conley schedules his tour dates around the Seattle Seahawks schedule. Coincidence?

7. 'Walking Dead' scenes that show destroyed urban areas are actually drone footage from outdoor bro-country concerts. 

6. The earth is a simulation created by Richard Garriott.

5. Randy Quaid and Gary Levox have never been seen together. Tune in to find out why. 

4. Proof that Sturgill Simpson is actually a reptile alien made of light. 

3. Detroit was booming until Kid Rock went country. The connection is there!

2. Two members of Jackson Taylor's band are NOT sinners. 

1. Billy Ray Cyrus died in a rollerblading accident and was saved when doctors working as consultants on the show 'Doc' stole Elvis' brain and implanted it into his head. The show was cancelled shortly after because he constantly wanted to sing 'Love Me Tender' during every episode. (This title may need to be shortened before airing the show)

-by Jeremy Harris

Oct 7, 2015

The Walking Dead Country Memes

The Walking Dead returns to television this Sunday on AMC. 
In honor of the certain bloodshed and turmoil, here are a few TWD related country memes.



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