Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Aug 23, 2018
Blake Shelton is In His Feelings
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Drake,
In My Feelings,
memes,
Satire
Jul 18, 2018
Honest Ad / Blake Shelton / "Turnin' Me On"
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
Satire
Mar 27, 2018
Dec 12, 2017
I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2017 Edition
Pondering what to buy your worst enemy, your mother-in-law, your boss this holiday season? Well, maybe this helpful list will include just the thing. These are all real products (and one painting).
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Who wouldn't want this cheap looking,
unauthorized Keith Urban product on their Douglas fir?
Walker Hayes "Good Shit" shades
That's very mature, dad.
Kane Brown ugly Christmas sweater
So you'll know who to avoid at the office Christmas party.
Redneck Crazy truck hitch cover
for when you're parked on your ex's lawn
about to be arrested and served with a restraining order
Thomas Rhett sticker.
Gross, and I bet his wife wouldn't like that.
Old Dominion "Happy Endings" T-shirt
This plays on the stereotype of Asian massage parlors offering up
uh... happy endings. Way to be woke, OD.
which is advertised using Blake Shelton's image but
actually is just a Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt.
I bet the profit margin on these is ridiculous. |
"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" Novelty Panties
This painting of Garth Brooks looking at a boob.
This actually exists in the year of our Lord 2017.
Dec 11, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Christmas, Willie, etc.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
bro country,
Christmas,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes,
Willie Nelson
Dec 5, 2017
A Duet From Hell
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Darius Rucker,
Dr. Who,
gifs,
Homegrown Honey,
memes,
Money,
Satire
Nov 29, 2017
Blake Shelton CD Packed in Box With Other Unsold Yard Sale Items
A dusty copy of Blake Shelton's Startin' Fires was packed away into a cardboard box full of other unsold yard sale items this past Saturday evening. The album with the cracked CD case and the bright yellow 50¢ sticker slipped down the side of a Pikachu plush and came to rest between a dingy child monitor and a mug from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
Startin' Fires was Blake Shelton's fifth studio album, and featured the hits "She Wouldn't Be Gone" and "I'll Just Hold On."
Owner Mark Platte, 37, of Neptune Beach, FL, said he hoped to either put it out for another yard sale in March or 'donate it somewhere.' He expressed surprise, not that the item didn't sell, but that he even still had a Blake Shelton CD, having apparently priced the compact disc without even noticing its cover.
"I haven't listened to him in years." he told us. "Since he got boring and started sounding like all the other dudes on country radio, I just moved on." Mark said he was more into artists like Cody Jinks and Lucinda Williams these days, preferring "real" music over the glitz and packaging of the mainstream.
At press time, the cardboard box containing the Blake Shelton CD was being taped shut, to be stored in the corner of the storage room behind the old paint buckets and a broken weed trimmer, to be forgotten for several more years.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Fake News,
Satire
Nov 21, 2017
What the Sexiest Man Alive Sings About, Part 2
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
memes,
Satire
What the Sexiest Man Alive Sings About
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings
Nov 16, 2017
Grow Up, Blake
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
memes,
Miranda Lambert,
Satire
That 70s Show Country Reaction Gifs
What do you think about Blake Shelton being named
People's Sexiest Man of the Year?
When your friend is a Kane Brown fan
When you're not very smart but you finally realize
Jason Isbell's "Elephant" isn't about an elephant
When you invite the dude you met at
the Shooter Jennings show over for Christmas dinner
When your daughter wants tickets to
the Luke Bryan concert for her birthday
You think Sam Hunt is a country singer?
When she loves Waylon too
If Fez says he has way too much country music on his phone
"Why do I love Florida Georgia Line so much?"
Nov 14, 2017
The Actual Sexiest Man Alive
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Nov 8, 2017
Blake Shelton's New Album Cover, Honestly
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
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