Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts

Mar 16, 2018

Bobby Bones: A Visual Interview

Alrighty, Mr. Bones:
How exactly did you get a job as a country dj/host?

If you could have a beer with any person, dead or alive, who would it be?

How many actual country songs can you name off the top of your head?

How do your tolerate your own bullshit?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how valuable are you to the country music industry?

Who do you most look up to in the industry?

What do you do to people who say you shouldn't play pop and hip-hop on a country morning show?

How do you live with yourself?

And finally...
What would you say your demographic is?







Jan 18, 2018

The Office Country Reaction Gifs 2


Do you like Mitchell Tenpenny's song, "Bitches?"

Why don't you listen to Walker Hayes?

Reading Bobby Bones' Tweets

What's your reaction when I say....
Gary Levox

Me listening to somebody talk about 
their love of Sam Hunt
in real life and trying not to go 
all "that's not country" blogger on them

Why don't you listen to mainstream country radio?

If you still have truck nutz in 2018

 Up against the wall redneck mother 

Jul 27, 2017

Anchorman: Country Reaction Gifs 2

When you hear the number 1 country song

Alex Trabek: "A respected country singer who once went pre bro-country with the song "Summer's Comin'."
You: "Who is Clint...

Country radio program directors' meeting

When you insult a rockabilly band...

Chris Stapleton's not playing your city.

What do you think of the Bobby Bones Show?

Tyler Childers' new album comes out next week!

When you say you haven't heard "Body Like a Back Road"
and somebody plays it for you...

Jul 14, 2017

Gif of Hot White Guy Holding a Puppy is the #1 Country Song

Ryan Michael Chadson performs "hot dude holding a puppy"
(©2017 Chadson/Renaldo/Gorley)
A gif entitled "hot dude holding puppy" has made country music history this week, becoming the first animated image file to claim the top spot on Billboard's Hot Country Song chart. Thanks to Billboard's new format-inclusive formula for calculating the popularity of country songs, the future is now ...and it's pretty damn hot!

Ryan Michael Chadson is the muscled hunk behind the "song," and he's as shocked as anyone at its success. "This isn't a country song." he told us, scratching his head, mussing his luxuriously gelled back locks of hair. "Like, how is it played on the radio? I'm so confused."

Popular syndicated country morning DJ Bobby Bones smugly told us "It's like I've said, country music is whatever country fans want it to be." "There's so much evolution in country music right now." he continued, "I'm humbled and excited to be just a small part of it by posting the gif on all of our social media accounts and discussing it constantly on my popular syndicated radio show! But I don't want any credit at all."

Chadson's girlfriend, Lucy Renaldo, also gets her first number one country song, her shadow visible for a millionth of a second in one frame of the hit gif. She is the only female artist in the top 100.

"It just goes to show that we need an itty-bitty, tiny, microscopic even, fleck of tomato mixed in with the lettuce to call it a salad," laughed radio consultant Keith Hill. "Now, if she'd have been holding the puppy, the song would've been dead on arrival, but that's just the way it is and nobody can do anything about it."

Those with a keen eye might recognize the name of a cowriter on the smash hit "hot dude holding puppy." That's right, it's Ashley Gorley, who converted the gif to black and white in Photoshop! This marks the 28,034th number one song for the Kentucky native.

Ryan Michael Chadson, despite his bemusement at the situation, is currently entertaining offers from Big Machine and Mercury. "Well, it beats software engineering, I guess" said Chadson as he perused a glowing email from Scott Borchetta.

Many in the online music critic circles are deriding the historic occurrence, including the typically curmudgeonly Farce the Music and Saving Country Music. Fans, however, see things much differently. "I love it!" said Chadson fan Kimberly Sparks, "Critics are just jealous haters. Who are they to define what a 'song' is?"

At press time, a Snapchat story of a hot bearded guy with a fidget spinner spinning on his abs was going for adds at country radio next Tuesday.

Jul 6, 2017

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Country Reaction Gifs

How Kane Brown fans flirt

When your friend says he likes Brantley Gilbert and Colt Ford

But wouldn't you agree that even if he's not country,
Sam Hunt makes good music?

Oh, you haven't heard Zephaniah OHora's album yet?

When some Reckless Kelly comes on at the party

When you're in a store and can't get away from the bro-country, what do you want to do?

When mainstream country songwriters visit the country...

When the weekly discussion on "what is country music?"
hits social media.
(okay, I'm lying)

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