by John Deery |
Showing posts with label Boyfriend Country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boyfriend Country. Show all posts
May 4, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Waylon, Luke Bryan, Boyfriend Country
Mar 9, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Boyfriend Country, Kane Brown
Feb 17, 2020
More Monday Memes: Boyfriend Country, Kane Brown, Hee Haw
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memes,
Satire
Jan 29, 2020
Top 10 Ways to Identify a Boyfriend Country Song
10. Singer is non-threatening looking and wearing a $200 ill-fitting t-shirt
9. You can only tell that it’s country because it’s on a country radio station or playlist
8. Singer uses every possible method to avoid saying the word “truck” while singing about said truck
7. “Featuring Lauren Alaina”
6. No real drums - data shows that drums are for boomers
5. Singer is either very handsome or his lack of traditional handsomeness is cloaked by painstakingly manicured facial hair
4. Any steel guitar or fiddle must be used as sparingly as the singer uses contemplation
3. Southern drawl may only rise to the level of “charming Bachelorette suitor”
2. Object of affection must be “beautiful inside and out” and “love her mama” and …that’s about it
1. Shallow song ‘about’ woman takes place of 4 other deep songs ‘by’ women on the chart
Bonus: Singer clearly told the hairdresser "Make it look stupid"
Jan 22, 2020
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