Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts

Dec 6, 2018

"The Christmas Shoes" Sends Local Man Over the Edge

by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Thursday, December 15, 2011 
Local country music fan Reginald Spears was arrested Tuesday for trespassing and destruction of property at WTSM Catfish 104.9 FM. Oddly enough, it was popular holiday song "The Christmas Shoes" that set him off. 

Spears had apparently called the station several times in recent weeks profanely complaining about the seasonal hit being played so frequently. "I appreciate feedback from our listeners," said station manager Bart McGee, "but a lot of people like to hear that song this time of year. It's a sweet, and in no way contrived or overwrought, story." 

Currently still in the Hazzard County Jail, Spears is facing potential stiff fines and further charges pending an FCC investigation of the incident that knocked WTSM off the air for approximately 28 hours Monday and Tuesday. 

Around noon on Monday, Spears allegedly climbed the fence behind the radio station and used industrial-grade bolt cutters to cut all wires and cables connecting the transmitter tower to the station. Miraculously unhurt despite the barbed wire and high voltage, Spears was only caught after posting a photo of himself urinating on the tower on Facebook. 

"I told that little weasely sumbitch DJ that if he played that 'Christmas Shoes' crap again, he was going to regret it," said the local man by phone interview yesterday. 

Describing the circumstances that caused him to snap, Spears continued: "My internet had been down since I hit the phone line digging a pool in the front yard two weeks ago, so I was forcing myself to listen to regular radio. I usually just turned it down when they played Rascal Fatts or Fartly Gilbert, but it seemed like every other song was that damn weepy-ass feel-good piece of crap. Man, I love Jesus and everything, but f*** me runnin', I want to commit Harry Caray [editorial note: we're sure this is how he would have spelled it] when I hear about mama meeting Him tonight." 

Over at WTSM, McGee tells us the Clear Channel affiliated radio station may sue Spears to recoup repair charges and loss of advertising revenue: "I can't understand how a lovely religious holiday song could make a man cause such damage - some folks just aren't wired right, I guess." 

NewSong had no comment at press time. 



Aug 2, 2018

Step Brothers Country Reaction Gifs

*some foul language*

When a coworker you thought was a jerk says he's into Tyler Childers and Whitey Morgan

When somebody's Brantley Gilbert ringtone goes off

When the room smells like Kane Brown fan

New Amanda Shires & Lucero albums Friday??

When you have a flashback to your mom taking you to a Rascal Flatts concert when you were little

When somebody's in your face saying Cody Jinks sucks

Brad Rice, probably...

Some dude from Billboard said "Meant to Be" is a country song


Jun 26, 2018

Eatin' With the Country Stars







And of course...


This is the kind of hard-hitting content you get in summer when music news is scarce. 

May 10, 2018

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Country Reaction Gifs

You paid the equivalent of 4 hours work time to go see Brantley Gilbert?


Reading through pop country YouTube comments like...

When your friend describes taking their kids to the Luke Bryan concert last night

When you meet a Kane Brown fan in public

When you hear Jason Aldean is opening a restaurant nearby soon

When you're polite but you just heard a Mitchell Tenpenny song

The first time you hear Tyler Childers

There's 7 solo female singers in the country top 40?

Bloggers who keep listening to bad music and watching bad awards shows so we can complain about them... 

Remember when Sam Hunt put out a hip-hop song
and white people called it a country song?

Mar 16, 2018

Country Stars Finally Speak Out on Important Issues


Lately, there has been a lot of consternation toward the unwillingness of country music's biggest stars to speak out on the important issues facing Americans these days. Topics like guns, immigration, and President Trump seem completely off limits to the upper echelon of Music Row's top acts. Somehow, we got them to go on record with us about the hot-button topics of the day.







Mar 1, 2018

Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans are Spending Their Tax Refunds on 2018


10. Converting the septic tank to an underground meth lab

9. The wedding

8. Adding on to the house

7. Getting a gun tattoo because Brantley did

6. Nothing, saving it

5. The entire Jay Hickman discography on vinyl

4. Getting a sexy photo shoot like Michael Hayes

3. Prison commissary credits for dad

2. Hospital bills

1. Anniversary gift for your side chick



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