Nov 27, 2012
More Country Memes: Skinny Jeans, Merle, etc.
Oct 23, 2012
Bucky Covington Political Ad
Aug 30, 2012
Exclusive Talking Point from Mitt Romney's Speech Tonight
Jul 26, 2012
New Bucky Covington/Shooter Jennings Single Cover Revealed
Jul 24, 2012
New Bucky Covington Cover Art Revealed
Mar 27, 2012
Jan 4, 2012
Bucky Covington Tries Kickstarter
Dec 12, 2011
Country Day December '11: Parody Album Covers
Nov 17, 2011
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
With the popularity of Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" (which is either completely insipid or absolute genius), FTM considered which other picnic essentials might make for good (okay, terrible) song fodder.
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
10. Martina McBride - "Dasani Bottle (It's a Good Thing Gin is Clear)"
09. Garth Brooks - "Are You Gonna Finish That Pimento and Cheese?"
08. Bucky Covington - "Grilling for Dummies"
07. Little Jimmy Dickens - "Bury Me in a Coleman When I Die"
06. Brantley Gilbert - "Drinking the Koolaid"
05. Chris Knight - "Lawn Dart Through the Heart"
04. Loretta Lynn - "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Ham Sandwich"
03. Kid Rock - "Wet Ones Antibacterial"
02. Brad Paisley - "I'd Like to Spray You With Off"
01. Gary Levox - "Dixie Heavy Duty Plates"
Oct 6, 2011
Top 10 (Non Existent) Country Celeb Perfumes
With Taylor Swift putting out her aptly named Wonderstruck perfume recently, FTM pondered what other country stars should put out their own signature scents and what those should be called.
Top 10 (Non Existent) Country Celeb Perfumes
10. Hank Williams Jr. - Faux Pas
09. Brantley Gilbert - Eau de Douche
08. Kellie Pickler - Pneumatic You
07. Lady Antebellum - Booty Rendezvous
06. Tim McGraw - Vassalage
05. Shooter Jennings - Nads by Shooter
04. Miranda Lambert - Nads by Miranda
03. Bucky Covington - The Scent of Failure
02. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Toothpaste
01. Gary LeVox - Voracious