Showing posts with label Bucky Covington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bucky Covington. Show all posts

Jan 3, 2013

Little Known Facts Jan. 2013


The 2012 average wage of a Brantley Gilbert fan is $9,078.
Hank Jr fan - $16,231 but would've been much higher with a republican in the White House.
Kid Rock fan -  NA (No filings recorded with the IRS.)
Avett Brothers - $0 due to all being stay at home moms

Plans for a life size Justin Moore action figure were scrapped by Hasbro when the only prototype was dropped down a heating vent.

Even without music Gary Levox would be wealthy due to him selling his chocolate fountain design to Golden Corral.

An Australian newscaster once asked Jamey Johnson what a honky tonk badonkadonk was. Anyone that has information on the whereabouts of the reporter, please contact the Sydney Police Department.

Colt Ford controls the market price of all poultry in the USA based solely on his appetite.

Due to his preferred choice of pants, Luke Bryan's penis is six inches wide but only 1/16 of an inch thick.

Brantley Gilbert spent over $42,000 on removal of misspelled tattoos in 2012 alone.

The guys in Florida-Georgia Line were actually born in Delaware and Rhode Island, respectively.

Scott Borchetta's hair care routine consists of a regular professional wash and conditioning (the latter in the blood of a half dozen puppies).

Bucky Covington writed dis fakt purseonly.


*Thanks to Jeremy Harris for most of these.

Jan 4, 2012

Bucky Covington Tries Kickstarter

In the past couple of years, many bands and singers have begun to use Kickstarter to fund their albums and other music-related projects. Now, even country 'hitmaker' Bucky Covington has gotten into the act. Read below to see what he's got in mind!



Nov 17, 2011

Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products


















With the popularity of Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" (which is either completely insipid or absolute genius), FTM considered which other picnic essentials might make for good (okay, terrible) song fodder.


Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products


10. Martina McBride - "Dasani Bottle (It's a Good Thing Gin is Clear)"


09. Garth Brooks - "Are You Gonna Finish That Pimento and Cheese?"


08. Bucky Covington - "Grilling for Dummies"


07. Little Jimmy Dickens - "Bury Me in a Coleman When I Die"


06. Brantley Gilbert - "Drinking the Koolaid"


05. Chris Knight - "Lawn Dart Through the Heart"


04. Loretta Lynn - "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Ham Sandwich"


03. Kid Rock - "Wet Ones Antibacterial"


02. Brad Paisley - "I'd Like to Spray You With Off"


01. Gary Levox - "Dixie Heavy Duty Plates"

Oct 6, 2011

Top 10 (Non Existent) Country Celeb Perfumes

















With Taylor Swift putting out her aptly named Wonderstruck perfume recently, FTM pondered what other country stars should put out their own signature scents and what those should be called.


Top 10 (Non Existent) Country Celeb Perfumes


10. Hank Williams Jr. - Faux Pas


09. Brantley Gilbert - Eau de Douche


08. Kellie Pickler - Pneumatic You


07. Lady Antebellum - Booty Rendezvous


06. Tim McGraw - Vassalage



05. Shooter Jennings - Nads by Shooter


04. Miranda Lambert - Nads by Miranda


03. Bucky Covington - The Scent of Failure


02. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Toothpaste


01. Gary LeVox - Voracious

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