Tyler Childers & Sturgill Simpson / "Trudy" / Hinterland Festival

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 3

Chris Young = Sami Zayn

Talented, likable, turned bad when doing things the right way didn't make him popular.

Sam Hunt = Karl Malone

Tall. Athletic. Not actually a country singer/wrestler, but happy to (poorly) pretend to be for money. Never won a pro sports championship.

Old Dominion = The Spirit Squad

There may be some talent in there, but it's hard to tell. Stupid looking. Creepy as shit.

Rich O'Toole = Zack Ryder

A bro, but a likable one. Self hype-man. Annoying to some, 

but appreciated when he does good work.

Charlie Daniels = Zeb Colter

Old, bearded, southern. Republican. Says crazy shit. 

Dan + Shay = Billy and Chuck

Duo. Somewhat talented, but purists don't like them. 

Are thought by some to be fabulous; not that there's anything wrong with that.

Charlie Daniels vs FGL

Little Known Facts: Christmas 2016 Edition

 Krampus is a mythical beast who punishes unruly children during the
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year

All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front testicles

Charlie Daniels recently sat down on a Nashville mall bench and a line of 

children looking for Santa suddenly formed in front of him

Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt

For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding, 

and "shut the f**k up about Blake Shelton every time I do a damn interview"

Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017

Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly 

when he receives 'It's About Time' on cd as his gift

Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017

Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini, 

but it just looks like a regular Barbie

Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on 

their Christmas list will receive a lump of coal and a Justin Wells cd instead

Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is 

an ass with everyone that will listen

Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year, 

his sales dropped to only 1 album this winter

WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's 

so Shooter Jennings has been filling in for him in the ring

Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face

Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing 

his sense of urgency after stopping at Willie Nelson's house

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Mostly by Jeremy Harris

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews the 2016 CMA Awards

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, 
Reviews the 50th CMA Awards

I didn't watch the CMA Awards, but here is my review anyway. Was Hank 3 on there? Was Jamey Johnson on there? Was Gutbucket Slim and the Dewclaws on there? Hell naw. Than, why should I watch it? They don't respect real country music so they should change there name to Crappy Music Association. I'm so sick of the media flooding different genera's with pop music.

I heard they had a few real country singers on their. Like Charlie Pride and Charlie Daniels and Roy Clark, but if I had to sit threw one second of some fruity guy wearing Levi's Tights©, than it wasn't worth the effort. And Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley were the hosts? Pop country bull shit! Brad Paisley can play guitar ok, but he's about as country as Elton John's ballsack. Carrie Underwood is a banshee and an American Idle contestant, so clearly she isn't REAL COUNTRY BY GOD.

And then I read on The Blaze that they had Beeyansay on there. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELLFIRE F**K? Who's house should I egg over this? Isn't she married to that guy who killed Tupac? What message are we sending to our good American children? That it's okay to let people like her on the COUNTRY DAMN MUSIC awards? Its all money driven and their isn't any morals left in this country! Beyonsay is anti-cops & Chicks are Anti-american....Natilie's bashing of Pres.Bush has not been forgotten.

I think Luke Bryan had a song on the show too, but I don't know who that is. Maybe those George Florida Boyz did a song too? They probably had a segment at the end wear they burned photos of Merle Haggard and George Jones on an altar in the shape of Taylor Swift. I'm just tired of all this shit. If you disagree with me you can kiss my REAL COUNTRY ASS.

Sunday Mornin' Music: Charlie Daniels

Sunday Mornin' Music: Charlie Daniels

Sunday Mornin' Music: Charlie Daniels & Earl Scruggs

Country TwitterWINS: November '13

YouTube Gems: George Jones - Things Have Gone to Pieces + Charlie Daniels

And as a bonus, here's a bit of audio from Charlie Daniels' moving speech at yesterday's funeral. You can read a full transcript here.

Top 10 Shortest Books by Country Artists V

10. Social Media is Your Friend - Rich O'Toole

09. Hairstyles I Haven't Tried Yet - Lauren Alaina (from @Sam4Vols)

08. My Favorite Quotes From Liberals - Charlie Daniels

07. Hair Care Tips andTricks - Zac Brown

06. Talent for Dummies - Brantley Gilbert (from J. Rutledge on FB)

05. Blake Shelton's Most Intelligent Tweets

04. Great Non-Autotuned Florida-Georgia Line Songs

03. Lab Report from Hunter Hayes' Physician: Testosterone Levels

02. Recording Contracts for Dummies - Jamey Johnson (from @76crowes)

01. Male Celebrities & Musicians Age 18-35 I Haven't Dated by Taylor Swift

John Rich and Charlie Daniels memes

Why yes, I am lazy today...

Country Bumper Stickers 7

Country Doppelgangers 10

First of all, we've got Chuck Wicks' ex, Julianne Hough, and Latina songstress Shakira.

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And here's country music newcomer carpetbagger, Josh Kelley who here looks a lot like Saved by the Bell/sex tape star Dustin Diamond.

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Charlie Daniels could get a second job as a Santa this month.

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Darius Rucker, current country star, was not only the lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish, he also had a short stint as a R&B singer. In that stage of his career, he bore an uncanny likeness to 'roider Barry Bonds.

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CDB's new single cover

Hmmm... subtle.

Badass-o-meter 4

A new look for the B.O.M.

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