Bad Luck, A Pick-up Line, and Truth

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 15: Rascal Flatts, Darrell Scott, FGL, etc.

When Darrell Scott gives songwriting advice, you listen

"I was already mad at having to come in Walmart,

but they're playing Chris Lane too??"

 When some dude on the bread aisle is humming "Cruise"

You don't like Reckless Kelly?

Bobby Bones said what??

When people keep talking during the Lori McKenna show

Whassup girl, I got Chase Rice tickets? 

Pick you up around 8?

If Rascal Flatts was black and they tried to pick up Gary

Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2016

This is the last weekend for fantasy football drafts before the NFL season starts next week. 

Here are some ridiculous and punny, if not funny, country music related names you could 

use for fantasy teams. Or add your own in the comments!

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Are You Sure Peyton Done It This Way?

Band of Broncos

Odell Where Art Thou

Gurley in a Country Song

Rollerskating Buffalo Herd

Gronk on a Plane

Real Men Love Jameis

Jordy On My Mind

Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass

Different for Cowboys

Manning Doesn't Play Anymore

Devonta Wanna Tonight

Dez He Love You

Me and Bobby Griffin III

A Good Year for DeAndre

Finally Sunday

Better as Amari

Quaker City Seahawks

Dak Where I Come From

Le'Veon on a Jet Plane

Willie, Chase, Batman, Jinks, Cash Memes: The Classics

Country Singer Presidential Slogans

If country singers ran for President...

Chase Rice is a Bad Influence

Meme Allstars: Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton, Snapback, etc.

Every Mainstream Country Act's Next Album to be More Mature

Citing a need for depth and truth, every single mainstream country act announced that their next album will be more mature.

"Trucks and girls and beer are all fun, but there comes a time when you have to let your heart show," said all of Nashville's radio-friendly country acts. "You have to be honest and real about what happens after the party ends."

Singers and bands as diverse as the previously raucous Florida-Georgia Line and the formerly licentious Cole Swindell were all planning to release more songs about death, love, love-making, Jesus, the working man, disease, rural blight, marriage, divorce, depression, farming, and alcoholism.

"Just like life, you've got no choice but to grow up," said 129 singers, duos, and bands. "It in no way has to do with the success of Chris Stapleton and Sturgill Simpson; we just want to present a different side of us."

Dave Cobb, the highly sought after producer of popular albums by Stapleton, Simpson, and Jason Isbell, was being brought in to helm at least 76 of the scheduled recordings. "I'm honored, and a little confused, but way too busy to complain," laughed Cobb as he worked the boards on Dan + Shay's new track "Daddy Shouldn't Have Hit Mama."

At press time, Chase Rice's new album was being edited for profane sexual content because he looked up the wrong definition of "mature."

That Ain't Right

(Johnny and June contrasted with modern country "love" lyrics)

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 7: Jason Isbell, Chase Rice, Jana Kramer, etc.

Wrestlemania 32 is this Sunday, so of course we're having an edition of stupid gifs this week.

When a coworker asks if you know anybody 

who'd want their extra Chase Rice ticket

When somebody passes you "whiskey" 

that turns out to be Fireball

When somebody asks how many studio albums 

Jason Isbell has released

When Jana Kramer's mom hears how bad her new song is

When the Stapleton pre-sale code hits your inbox

When Tyler Hubbard practices his only talent

When your buddies think it'd be fun

to go see Colt Ford just for laughs

The Crud Report Country News March '16

Monday Morning Memes: 80s Movies Edition

Farce's Wall of Honor Gets a Major Upgrade

The Farce the Music Wall of Honor

We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 6 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!

And welcome our new crown jewel, none other than Mr. Luther Bryan!

Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...

Monday Morning Memes: Chase Rice, Mad Max, Old Dominion