Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts

Oct 5, 2016

Tom Hanks Country Reaction Gifs

Upon hearing that the Waffle House jukebox
has an exclusive Sturgill Simpson song:


 When pop country gets someone more talented than 
it deserves, like Chris Stapleton:


After years of trying desperately to remove his overly tight 
skinny jeans, Luke Bryan gets some advice from Tom Hanks:


 When you're on a favorite band's website and you see 
that they have a new album available for preorder:


Online argument with a Kane Brown fan:



"Hey driver, can you put on some Chase Rice?"


Thanks to Tom Simmons for sending these in to us!

Sep 9, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 15: Rascal Flatts, Darrell Scott, FGL, etc.

When Darrell Scott gives songwriting advice, you listen


"I was already mad at having to come in Walmart,
but they're playing Chris Lane too??"

 When some dude on the bread aisle is humming "Cruise"


You don't like Reckless Kelly?


Bobby Bones said what??


When people keep talking during the Lori McKenna show


Whassup girl, I got Chase Rice tickets? 
Pick you up around 8?


If Rascal Flatts was black and they tried to pick up Gary

Sep 2, 2016

Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2016


This is the last weekend for fantasy football drafts before the NFL season starts next week. 
Here are some ridiculous and punny, if not funny, country music related names you could 
use for fantasy teams. Or add your own in the comments!
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Are You Sure Peyton Done It This Way?

Band of Broncos

Odell Where Art Thou

Gurley in a Country Song

Rollerskating Buffalo Herd

Gronk on a Plane

Real Men Love Jameis

Jordy On My Mind

Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass

Different for Cowboys

Manning Doesn't Play Anymore

Devonta Wanna Tonight

Dez He Love You

Me and Bobby Griffin III

A Good Year for DeAndre

Finally Sunday

Better as Amari

Quaker City Seahawks

Dak Where I Come From

Le'Veon on a Jet Plane

Apr 22, 2016

Every Mainstream Country Act's Next Album to be More Mature


Citing a need for depth and truth, every single mainstream country act announced that their next album will be more mature.

"Trucks and girls and beer are all fun, but there comes a time when you have to let your heart show," said all of Nashville's radio-friendly country acts. "You have to be honest and real about what happens after the party ends."

Singers and bands as diverse as the previously raucous Florida-Georgia Line and the formerly licentious Cole Swindell were all planning to release more songs about death, love, love-making, Jesus, the working man, disease, rural blight, marriage, divorce, depression, farming, and alcoholism.

"Just like life, you've got no choice but to grow up," said 129 singers, duos, and bands. "It in no way has to do with the success of Chris Stapleton and Sturgill Simpson; we just want to present a different side of us."

Dave Cobb, the highly sought after producer of popular albums by Stapleton, Simpson, and Jason Isbell, was being brought in to helm at least 76 of the scheduled recordings. "I'm honored, and a little confused, but way too busy to complain," laughed Cobb as he worked the boards on Dan + Shay's new track "Daddy Shouldn't Have Hit Mama."

At press time, Chase Rice's new album was being edited for profane sexual content because he looked up the wrong definition of "mature."

Mar 31, 2016

That Ain't Right

(Johnny and June contrasted with modern country "love" lyrics)








WWE Country Reaction Gifs 7: Jason Isbell, Chase Rice, Jana Kramer, etc.

Wrestlemania 32 is this Sunday, so of course we're having an edition of stupid gifs this week.


When a coworker asks if you know anybody 
who'd want their extra Chase Rice ticket



When somebody passes you "whiskey" 
that turns out to be Fireball



When somebody asks how many studio albums 
Jason Isbell has released



When Jana Kramer's mom hears how bad her new song is



When the Stapleton pre-sale code hits your inbox




When Tyler Hubbard practices his only talent



When your buddies think it'd be fun
to go see Colt Ford just for laughs

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