Showing posts with label Chris Lane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Lane. Show all posts
May 17, 2017
Country Stars Try on the Latest Fashion: Rompers for Men
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Cole Swindell,
FGL,
Jake Owen,
Photocrap,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Thomas Rhett
May 10, 2017
Country Doppelgängers: Isbell, Old Dominion, Luke Combs, etc.
Young Jason Isbell and young Orson Welles |
"Hurricane" singer Luke Combs and actor Jonah Hill |
Brett Eldredge and Silicon Valley actor/Verizon pitchman Thomas Middleditch |
New country singer/Maren Morris' boyfriend Ryan Hurd and WWE superstar Seth Rollins |
Singer-songwriter Jamie Lin Wilson and The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan |
Chris Lane and modern day Boy George have similar taste in hair styles, facial hair, and floral shirts |
Old Dominion and ...yep.... |
May 5, 2017
Interview With NashCrap's Charles Buchanan
Charles Buchanan is a country music blogger from Shreveport, LA. He runs the review and satire site NashCrap, which has been skewering mainstream country tropes since 2015. We recently sat down with him for an interview to find out about his process and his motivations.
FNN (Farce News Network): Charles, it's good to finally meet you. I've enjoyed your work ever since I saw that hilarious "10 Suckiest Kane Brown Tweets" pop up on my timeline last year. Let's start with some basics; just let us know who Charles Buchanan is.
CB: Well, I'm Charles.. I'm 24 and currently living with my parents. I majored in journalism at LA Tech and am looking for a job and freelancing a little. I enjoy alone time and Hot Pockets.
FNN: Gotta love that home cooking, right? I live at home too! Free laundry son!
So, what made you start NashCrap?
CB: I just got so tired of seeing all the girls who turned me down riding around in $50,000 pickup trucks with jacked dudes, listening to Florida-Georgia Line, that I decided to strike a blow for the little guy! I listened to pop country and actually enjoyed it up until all the guys who used to beat me up in high school started liking it. So I started looking around on the internet for stuff like "Luke Bryan sucks." I found sites like Salvation of Country Music and Country Nevada and Photocrap the Music, and my eyes were opened to a whole new way to get back at the people who live better lives than me!
FNN: It feels good, doesn't it? Hey, tell your mom thanks for these Snickerdoodle cookies. They're awesome. Next question: How do you quantify what 'good' music is, when we all know taste is subjective?
CB: It's pretty easy, actually. Whatever is popular is bad, except Chris Stapleton and whoever else the other country blogs say is okay. Whatever doesn't get played on the radio is good, except Kane Brown… he sucks, obviously.
FNN: A recent editorial on WhiskeyBitch stirred up controversy when it said that people who criticize artists like FGL and Sam Hunt probably weren't popular in high school and are passively aggressively getting back at the "cool kids." Thoughts?
CB: They really hit the nail on the head. I remember back in ninth grade, all the kids made fun of me for my premature baldness. I was really overweight too, so I could never catch the baseball players who'd always steal my toupee. I have never been on one single date, ever. My aunt from out of state who looks really young went to prom with me so I'd have a date, but even she wouldn't dance with me. I have a few friends, but I only know them by screen names. So, what were we talking about again?
FNN: I think you covered it. So now that you're a "big star" in the country blogging world, do you ever get to meet the artists when you go out to shows?
CB: Shows? Like musicals? I went with my mom to see Wicked one time, but I didn't get to meet anybody.
FNN: No. You know, concerts… but since the artists we cover are usually on a smaller scale, they're often just called 'shows.'
CB: Cody Jinks liked one of my Tweets one time.
FNN: That's cool. I really meant, have you spoken to any of the singers you like in person?
CB: Justin Wells messaged me on Facebook and asked that I remove a bad review of his album one time.
FNN: A negative review of his album? That doesn't seem like him.
CB: No, it was a poorly written review. He said he was embarrassed for me.
FNN: Moving on. What do you think of the softening of bro-country? It's less in-your-face now, with more pop and EDM influence. Do you think it's a positive or negative for mainstream country, going forward?
CB: I don't know really. I just look for dumb outfits they wear to make fun of them, or find lyrics I can make memes from. I don't really get that deep into the study of the actual music. Honestly, I wish bro-country was still the way it was a few years ago. It was easier to make top ten lists about.
FNN: Understood. What albums are you listening to right now?
CB: I'm really excited about the new John Moreland. I just love his Springsteen-esque sound and his heartfelt lyrics. Also, Chris Stapleton's new album is sure to be excellent, or so I've read.
FNN: Okay. Lastly, who's really getting your goat in the world of pop country?
CB: Chris Lane! Ha, that hair! He looks so stupid. And Kelsea Ballerini! She just sings "boy" a bunch and she's a star. How fair is that? Florida-Georgia Line always gets me upset. You know? I stopped to take a pee there one time.
FNN: Riveting insight, pal. Thanks Charles. Make sure to check out his great work at NashCrap.hulu and tell 'em FNN sent you!
FNN (Farce News Network): Charles, it's good to finally meet you. I've enjoyed your work ever since I saw that hilarious "10 Suckiest Kane Brown Tweets" pop up on my timeline last year. Let's start with some basics; just let us know who Charles Buchanan is.
CB: Well, I'm Charles.. I'm 24 and currently living with my parents. I majored in journalism at LA Tech and am looking for a job and freelancing a little. I enjoy alone time and Hot Pockets.
FNN: Gotta love that home cooking, right? I live at home too! Free laundry son!
So, what made you start NashCrap?
CB: I just got so tired of seeing all the girls who turned me down riding around in $50,000 pickup trucks with jacked dudes, listening to Florida-Georgia Line, that I decided to strike a blow for the little guy! I listened to pop country and actually enjoyed it up until all the guys who used to beat me up in high school started liking it. So I started looking around on the internet for stuff like "Luke Bryan sucks." I found sites like Salvation of Country Music and Country Nevada and Photocrap the Music, and my eyes were opened to a whole new way to get back at the people who live better lives than me!
FNN: It feels good, doesn't it? Hey, tell your mom thanks for these Snickerdoodle cookies. They're awesome. Next question: How do you quantify what 'good' music is, when we all know taste is subjective?
CB: It's pretty easy, actually. Whatever is popular is bad, except Chris Stapleton and whoever else the other country blogs say is okay. Whatever doesn't get played on the radio is good, except Kane Brown… he sucks, obviously.
FNN: A recent editorial on WhiskeyBitch stirred up controversy when it said that people who criticize artists like FGL and Sam Hunt probably weren't popular in high school and are passively aggressively getting back at the "cool kids." Thoughts?
CB: They really hit the nail on the head. I remember back in ninth grade, all the kids made fun of me for my premature baldness. I was really overweight too, so I could never catch the baseball players who'd always steal my toupee. I have never been on one single date, ever. My aunt from out of state who looks really young went to prom with me so I'd have a date, but even she wouldn't dance with me. I have a few friends, but I only know them by screen names. So, what were we talking about again?
FNN: I think you covered it. So now that you're a "big star" in the country blogging world, do you ever get to meet the artists when you go out to shows?
CB: Shows? Like musicals? I went with my mom to see Wicked one time, but I didn't get to meet anybody.
FNN: No. You know, concerts… but since the artists we cover are usually on a smaller scale, they're often just called 'shows.'
CB: Cody Jinks liked one of my Tweets one time.
FNN: That's cool. I really meant, have you spoken to any of the singers you like in person?
CB: Justin Wells messaged me on Facebook and asked that I remove a bad review of his album one time.
FNN: A negative review of his album? That doesn't seem like him.
CB: No, it was a poorly written review. He said he was embarrassed for me.
FNN: Moving on. What do you think of the softening of bro-country? It's less in-your-face now, with more pop and EDM influence. Do you think it's a positive or negative for mainstream country, going forward?
CB: I don't know really. I just look for dumb outfits they wear to make fun of them, or find lyrics I can make memes from. I don't really get that deep into the study of the actual music. Honestly, I wish bro-country was still the way it was a few years ago. It was easier to make top ten lists about.
FNN: Understood. What albums are you listening to right now?
CB: I'm really excited about the new John Moreland. I just love his Springsteen-esque sound and his heartfelt lyrics. Also, Chris Stapleton's new album is sure to be excellent, or so I've read.
FNN: Okay. Lastly, who's really getting your goat in the world of pop country?
CB: Chris Lane! Ha, that hair! He looks so stupid. And Kelsea Ballerini! She just sings "boy" a bunch and she's a star. How fair is that? Florida-Georgia Line always gets me upset. You know? I stopped to take a pee there one time.
FNN: Riveting insight, pal. Thanks Charles. Make sure to check out his great work at NashCrap.hulu and tell 'em FNN sent you!
May 1, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Dale Watson, Dierks Bentley
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Dale Watson,
Dierks Bentley,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
WWE
Apr 28, 2017
Judge Away
Labels:
Canaan Smith,
Chris Lane,
Maren Morris,
memes,
Russell Dickerson,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Apr 13, 2017
She's Probably Not Laughing, Chris Lane
Labels:
Chris Lane,
For Her,
gifs,
memes,
Satire
Apr 6, 2017
Apr 4, 2017
Four More ACM Awards Memes
Labels:
ACMs,
Backstreet Boys,
Chris Lane,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keith Urban,
Kelsea Ballerini,
memes,
Satire
Mar 20, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Isbell & FGL?, Chris Lane, Michael Ray
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Isbell,
memes,
Michael Ray,
Satire
Mar 15, 2017
Shake What?
Labels:
Chris Lane,
gifs,
memes,
Satire
Mar 14, 2017
Honest Billboard Song Feature: Chris Lane "For Her"
Billboard's weekly country update newsletter has a few small song features about charting singles every week. Here's our take on Chris Lane's from this week's issue.
Labels:
Billboard,
Chris Lane,
Honest Ads,
not real,
Satire
Mar 8, 2017
Boobs!
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Chris Lane,
memes,
Ron Jeremy,
Satire
Mar 7, 2017
Reginald Spears Tweets Illustrated
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Chris Lane,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Twitter
Mar 6, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, evolution
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Chris Lane,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Feb 24, 2017
Country Slander
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Nelly,
Satire
Latest Promo Photos: Sturgill Simpson, Brantley Gilbert, etc.
Feb 8, 2017
Most Added Poop at Country Radio
The "most added" singles list every week highlights new and rising songs that country radio listeners will hear for weeks (and sometimes months or years) to come. Similar to our "Current Poop of Country Radio," here's Trailer's ratings for this week's add leaders. Data from Country Aircheck. Poop from us. (Poop emoji=bad, Anti-poop emoji=good)
The rating for this first week of our list is scary bad. I weep for the future. The score is -20. My favorite tune on this list is Zac Brown's new "My Old Man," which is a subtle and welcome return to ZBB's signature sound. My least favorite song is Sam Hunt's "Body Like a Back Road," but it has serious competition for biggest turd. This was easily one of my most unpleasant listening experiences in nearly 9 years of running Farce the Music. I thought radio was supposed to be getting better, but if this is any sign, they're at the bottom and digging deeper.
The rating for this first week of our list is scary bad. I weep for the future. The score is -20. My favorite tune on this list is Zac Brown's new "My Old Man," which is a subtle and welcome return to ZBB's signature sound. My least favorite song is Sam Hunt's "Body Like a Back Road," but it has serious competition for biggest turd. This was easily one of my most unpleasant listening experiences in nearly 9 years of running Farce the Music. I thought radio was supposed to be getting better, but if this is any sign, they're at the bottom and digging deeper.
Feb 3, 2017
My Protest Sign
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Cole Swindell,
Kelsea Ballerini,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Old Dominion,
politics,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Dec 30, 2016
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