Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts
Nov 15, 2017
Can You Spot the Fakes?
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
FGL,
Johnny Cash,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard,
Waylon Jennings,
Willie Nelson
Oct 17, 2017
Aug 17, 2017
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 24
Thomas Rhett is country
When the roadies are fixing the lights and fall
onto the merch table
Hey man, you dig that new Kelsea Ballerini song?
If your children keep listening to Sam Hunt...
When your friend invites you over
for burgers on the grill and FGL on the stereo
When you hear somebody listening to Cole Swindell
then you notice it's one of your friends
Oh, you don't like Tyler Childers?
Outlaw Luke Bryan? Where do I sign?
Aug 16, 2017
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: August '17
A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-23) overall which is 6 point improvement from June (the last time we did this chart). The best song is again Midland's "Drinkin' Problem." The worst is a tie: Cole Swindell's putrid "Flatliner" and Chris Lane's terrible "For Her" There are 2 solo females in the top 20, and neither is Kelsea Ballerini, so there's that as a marginal positive.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Aug 15, 2017
Nick Saban vs Cole Swindell
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Flatliner,
memes,
Nick Saban,
Satire
Jul 31, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Joseph Ducreux, Cole Swindell
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Dylan Scott,
Flatliner,
Joseph Ducreux,
memes,
My Girl,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Jun 26, 2017
John Rich's Songwriting Tips #81
Back in the olden days when Mr. Johnny Rich here was a studly young country singer and songwriter, the biggest piece of advice I ever got was the hardest one. "You have to write songs better than those you hear on the radio." said the old codgers and biddies. When you're young and dumb and full of shit, you've gotta compete with the big timers, the ballers, the OGs, if you will. Artists and labels are more willing to work with who they know. Those writers who've made it tend to get settled in and lazy and start pumping out hits like a hot dog company pumping lips and ears and ballsacks into their juicy wieners.
That used to be quite a chore. Hell, as a twenty-something, I was competing with the likes of Jim Lauderdale, Charlie Craig, and Don Sampson. It was a trial by fire, my friends. You had to come into the writers' room full of piss and vinegar and pacing like a damn silverback, or you'd get torn to shreds by these bad asses.
Nowadays, I turn on my radio and scratch my head when pondering that old piece of advice. This is a sampling of some of the lyrics I've heard lately: "Ooh she got me like yeah baby girl, you gone and done it again." Alrighty then. And "Dang girl look at you, stopping me in my boots, what's a country boy to do but say uh uh." Look, I'm part of the establishment. I'm "The Man," so I hate to talk bad about another cog in the machine, but let's get real. An ADD riddled 9 year old with a D average could come up with more coherent lyrics than that. I could let my cat walk across a computer keyboard and she'd write better poetry.
So basically what I'm saying is… that old advice is pointless as a bowling ball. If you write songs that are better than the ones on the radio, you're probably not getting anything cut. If you write songs worse than those on the radio, you're not getting enough brain function to put on velcro sneakers. I don't know what to tell you. Be famous. Have a dad in the business. Know people. Or get me a couple of extra ketchup packets for my curly fries.
JR out.
*not actually written by John Rich
That used to be quite a chore. Hell, as a twenty-something, I was competing with the likes of Jim Lauderdale, Charlie Craig, and Don Sampson. It was a trial by fire, my friends. You had to come into the writers' room full of piss and vinegar and pacing like a damn silverback, or you'd get torn to shreds by these bad asses.
Nowadays, I turn on my radio and scratch my head when pondering that old piece of advice. This is a sampling of some of the lyrics I've heard lately: "Ooh she got me like yeah baby girl, you gone and done it again." Alrighty then. And "Dang girl look at you, stopping me in my boots, what's a country boy to do but say uh uh." Look, I'm part of the establishment. I'm "The Man," so I hate to talk bad about another cog in the machine, but let's get real. An ADD riddled 9 year old with a D average could come up with more coherent lyrics than that. I could let my cat walk across a computer keyboard and she'd write better poetry.
So basically what I'm saying is… that old advice is pointless as a bowling ball. If you write songs that are better than the ones on the radio, you're probably not getting anything cut. If you write songs worse than those on the radio, you're not getting enough brain function to put on velcro sneakers. I don't know what to tell you. Be famous. Have a dad in the business. Know people. Or get me a couple of extra ketchup packets for my curly fries.
JR out.
*not actually written by John Rich
Jun 22, 2017
Spongebob: Country Reaction Gifs
Hey guys, I've got tickets to Dylan Scott and can't make it.
Anybody want 'em?
Cole Swindell back in Jr. High music class
When you find out you'll be out of town
the night Dwight Yoakam is playing
Every dad who had to take their daughter
to the Luke Bryan concert
Hello Mr. Country Radio Programmer,
do you actually like country music?
Dude said you'll go to hell if you don't like
FGL/Backstreet Boys' "God, Your Mama, and Me"
Waiting for a country song on country radio...
Jun 6, 2017
May 17, 2017
Country Stars Try on the Latest Fashion: Rompers for Men
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Cole Swindell,
FGL,
Jake Owen,
Photocrap,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Thomas Rhett
May 12, 2017
Honest Country Tweets: Sam Hunt, Rumple Minze, Mikel Knight
Apr 25, 2017
Apr 4, 2017
Honest Billboard Song Feature: Cole Swindell & Kip Moore
Mar 28, 2017
Latest Promo Photos: Aldean, O'Toole, Locash, etc.
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Jason Aldean,
Latest Promo Photos,
LOCASH,
Old Dominion,
Rich O'Toole,
Satire
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