Top 15 Things Rarer Than a Solar Eclipse in Nashville

 Top 15 Things Rarer Than a Solar Eclipse in Nashville

by Jeremy Harris and Trailer

15. An open mic night without "Wagon Wheel"


14. Shooter Jennings walking down Music Row in shorts

13. A Stanley Cup hockey championship


12. A country exec with any 2 of the following: brains, balls, integrity

11. Thomas Rhett singing in key


10. A Kane Brown fan who won't have retinal damage after today

9. 20 square feet of sidewalk without a douchebag on it


8. A local eating at FGL house


7. Colt Ford and Gary Levox eating salads

6. A sober bridesmaid

5. A songwriting session with less than 5 people in attendance


4. Luke Bryan shopping for relaxed fit jeans

3. An irreplaceable landmark some developer wouldn't happily bulldoze 

to put up another apartment building …or carwash


2. A woman on the country charts who isn't counted against the quota

1. A departed country legend not rolling in his/her grave daily

Super Troopers Country Reaction Gifs

When you hear what they're calling

country music these days

 Hey Pancho and Lefty...

 When Cody Jinks likes one of your tweets

When you overhear someone in the restaurant

talking shit about country music

How many female singers are in the country top 40 this week?

 Colt Ford fan out on a date

We can't arrest you for playing Florida-Georgia Line

but we do have something to show you

Jam bands wouldn't exist if people weren't...

Chapelle's Show: Country Reaction Gifs

*Language Warning*

Say "What" if Dylan Scott sucks

Why are you the next big mainstream country star?

When the car next to Wayne Brady

is blasting Thomas Rhett

Listening to Blake Shelton like...

Would you admit that Colt Ford is a pretty good rapper?

While female artists struggle for airplay

Music Row executives be like...

What's the deal with Sam Hunt fans?

If your couch likes Kelsea Ballerini

How to Create a Hit Country Song in 2017

Know the Difference

Keep It Simple, Stupid?

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas '16 Edition

This is all real merchandise (and other oddities).

Let's start with something I'm glad exists.... a Merle Haggard "ugly Christmas sweater"

Luke Bryan tumbler. Perfect for sipping Lime-a-ritas.

Brantley Gilbert pajamas with "Bottoms Up" on the ass. For your side chick.

A BG brass knuckles Christmas ornament. For when the cousins erupt into a brawl over who gets to play the PS4 next.

Gross.

Chris Lane socks might be your fix. I don't know why, but maybe.

If she wants to get "Nailed" this Christmas, these are for her!

The Average Joes comic book series featuring Colt Ford, The Lacs, and all your least favorite hick hoppers. I assume their arch enemy is Captain Irrelevance.

Class up the damn joint with this Fireball cornhole game. Probably not officially licensed.

Sam Hunt tank top with Bleeding Cowboys font! Yay!

Luke Bryan ugly Christmas sweater. Make it stop.

Grammatically incorrect Luke Bryan lyrics tattoo
(which are the actual lyrics)

Another kinda awesome item. A Janie Fricke snapback. On eBay!

Truck decal ... perfect stocking stuffer for that kinda racist uncle.

Office Space Country Reaction Gifs

When an office mate keeps playing 

Colt Ford at a loud volume

 What one could do about that problem 

if management doesn't take care of it...

 Hey man, you like that new Reckless Kelly song?

When a co-worker listened to FGL song on my computer 

while I was out of the office...

Listening to  Gangstagrass like...

When ur jus jealious haterz and Blake Shelton is more 

handsomer and richer then u will evr B in ur whole life

When every country station in town is playing 

either Chris Lane or Thomas Rhett

 Hey, Kane Brown fans....