Don't Bring Kane Brown Down

Monday Morning Memes: Kelsea Ballerini, Coe, Paycheck, FGL, etc.

Don't Luke the Jukebox

 "Don't Luke The Jukebox"
(Parody of Alan Jackson's "Don't Rock the Jukebox")

Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Coe
My ears ain't ready
For a dancing bro
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks

Before you punch that button
Best be thinking twice
You got a cranky hillbilly
Givin' mad dog eyes
I'm in the mood for country
Not that new school mess
Before you crash my party
Could I make one request

Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Strait
Son, I've been drinking
And I might get irate
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks

Man I like hip-hop
I like rock and roll
But when Luke Bryan starts singing
Just don't hear any soul
Ain't nothin' like Stapleton
Waylon or Jerry Lee
Before you waste your money brother
Do one thing for me

Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Cash
I don't like fighting
But I'd whip your ass
I might be a buzzkill
But I'mma tell you what
Don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks

And yes, of course, we have an actual t-shirt like that for you to purchase if so desired. :)

There's also a black ink design.

Monday Morning Memes: Aldean, Gilbert, FGL, Coe

WWExperience Country Reaction Gifs 6: Sam Hunt, Rascal Flatts, etc.

When you're making fun of country music, 

but you're still more country than Sam Hunt

When your friend tells everybody that you 

own Rascal Flatts' entire discography

When somebody challenges you on your knowledge of country music history

When you love David Allan Coe, but you also got moves

When you're drunk and get a little too amped about Chris Stapleton's encore

When you hear FGL is coming to your town

When Randy Houser attends the Star Wars convention 

and can't see out of his cosplay helmet

Coexist? Nah, Coe-exist

Country Singer Anagrams III

an·a·gram

ˈanəˌgram/

noun

a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.

A Word From David Allan Coe

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Monday Memes: Eric Paslay, Billy Ray Cyrus, etc.

OMG Reviews: Tim McGraw - Lookin' For That Girl

by Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

Listen here.

Damn this is good! I almost thought I'd turned on the pop station for a minute and that's cool! I'm sooooo glad all that rednecky twang is almost gone from the country station forever. I mean, I love real country like Shania Twain and Rascal Flatts, but some of their stuff is just too old timey sounding. Now this is what I like! I can almost forget that Tim McGraw is old enough to be my grandfather because he's staying current (and he's pretty hot for an old dude!). From the opening notes, you just know this is gonna be a hot track. Autotuner is kinda weird for country music but Tim has always been an innovator! It sounds good. This song makes me wanna party with my friends and dance around like crazy. Bobbin' my head like what! Drop it down! Is he talking about twerking? That's probably all this song is missing to be the hippest thing on the radio. I don't know what a "body like a honeycomb" is but I'm guessing it's a simile or metaphor (we're learning about those in language class). All you haters don't know what you're missing. This is just fun, but I guess you don't have time for fun while you're listening to whiney old dudes crying about some woman who left them so they're drinking whiskey and leaning their fat gut against a bar somewhere. David Alan Cole??? Get real! Kids don't wanna hear that mess. Get with the program or step off, lol! 

5 heart hands!

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