Monday Morning Memes: Donald & Hillary Duets Edition

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These aren't real but you can pretend they are if you want.

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Frisky Nelson, Donald Trump

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*these aren't real quotes, but it's ok if you pretend they are

Honest Tweets 2: Sam Hunt, Donald Trump, Shooter Jennings, etc.

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Florida-Georgia Line Fan

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Florida-Georgia Line Fan

10. Your YouTube comments pretty much guarantee you'll never be President
 

9. Your Tinder profile lists your interests as "rolling coal on Priuses" and "keepin' it lit."

8. You've never bought an album in your life but have

115 days worth of bro-country and hick-hop on your iTunes

7. You've got three baby mamas but can't legally vote yet

6. You think Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies' first name is Merle

5. You met your side chick at a Trump rally

4. The teachers at your middle school are tired of you parking your Raptor in their spots

 

3. You bought your nephew a Fireball onesie for his first birthday

2. You have a "Thiz iz how we roll" tattoo on your belly

1. If u don't see nothing wrong with this sentence than your probly a fan

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Here are some great quotes* from future Republican nominee for President, Donald Trump.

*that aren't real, but pretend they are

Little Known Facts: April '16

The average Kane Brown fan is 14, female and has horrible taste in music. 

Shooter Jennings decided to release Countach after 

it was rejected as the soundtrack to Pixels. 

Jason Aldean submitted his own fact to Farce but it was too racist to post. 

Dan + Shay were disappointed to recently discover that Five Guys was just a restaurant. 

Thanks to his performance in "I Saw The Light," Tom Hiddleston has been 

offered a position at the Hank Williams Museum, as a cashier. 

Wheeler Walker Jr had to miss the ACM Awards due to it being 

on a Sunday and interfering with him going to church. 

Jason Aldean's fact will be posted in the comments section 

of an upcoming We Hate Pop Country Facebook post. 

The iTunes deluxe version of the new Sturgill Simpson album 

contains a cover of the Teletubbies theme song. 

The 'K' in 'Known' keeps Florida Georgia Line fans from ever 

finding "facts" posted here about the duo. 

Posting anything related to Donald Trump causes higher than normal traffic to visit farcethemusic.com

Brantley Gilbert is Roman Reigns' favorite live act. 

Jason Isbell was the second choice for Brian Johnson's AC/DC replacement. 

One of the requirements to work at Farce The Music is a complete lack of shame. 

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All of these by Jeremy Harris

Donald Trump Knows Country Music

Here are some great quotes* from Republican front-runner, Donald Trump.

*that aren't real, but pretend they are when you're considering your vote

Make Aldean Entertainer of the Year!

*Editor's Note: We don't usually do political stuff, 

and I (Trailer) am actually pretty conservative... but Trump? Hell no.

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