Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Jun 17, 2016

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Florida-Georgia Line Fan


Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Florida-Georgia Line Fan

10. Your YouTube comments pretty much guarantee you'll never be President
 
9. Your Tinder profile lists your interests as "rolling coal on Priuses" and "keepin' it lit."

8. You've never bought an album in your life but have
115 days worth of bro-country and hick-hop on your iTunes

7. You've got three baby mamas but can't legally vote yet

6. You think Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies' first name is Merle

5. You met your side chick at a Trump rally

4. The teachers at your middle school are tired of you parking your Raptor in their spots

 
3. You bought your nephew a Fireball onesie for his first birthday

2. You have a "Thiz iz how we roll" tattoo on your belly

1. If u don't see nothing wrong with this sentence than your probly a fan

May 4, 2016

Donald Trump Knows Country Music 2

Here are some great quotes* from future Republican nominee for President, Donald Trump.







*that aren't real, but pretend they are

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