10. The bartender at a Nashville pedal tavern has cut you off before
9. You don’t remember what songs Kane Brown sang in concert, but he’s your favorite singer because he’s “sooo hot!”
8. You own more pairs of cut-offs than there are Presidents you can name
7. You missed work/class to cry and drink wine the day you found out Dustin Lynch has a girlfriend
6. The above concoction seems like the best thing ever
5. You’ve ever said “Y’all I’m literally dead”
4. There’s just something about a community college dropout in a lifted Raptor running a stoplight while cranking Florida-Georgia Line that makes you fall in love every time
3. You own 3 pair of boots with crosses on them and ain’t been to church in years
2. Your Jeep with a Yeti sticker and a deer decal has never left the pavement of Davidson county
1. You will gladly stand in line upwards of 3 hours to have your photo taken in front of some wings painted on a wall
