Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Jul 8, 2020
Jul 2, 2020
WWE (& AEW) Country Reaction Gifs 42
When somebody says "Hey this new Dustin Lynch song is actually pretty good"
Damn, Carrie Underwood has gone way past keying trucks
When you still don't forgive your buddy for going to see Tyler Childers without you
What do you think of Luke Bryan's "One Margarita?"
How mad I get when I hear .03 seconds of mainstream country radio
Is this what Little Texas meant when they sang "You've got to kick a little?"
I miss live shows
When the FGL fan wears out their welcome in your home
Jun 29, 2020
More More Monday Memes: FGL, Dustin Lynch, Scott Borchetta
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Dustin Lynch,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta
Jun 26, 2020
Dustin Lynch Despondent Over Loss of Abs During Lockdown
Country star Dustin Lynch is missing touring. He’s missing meeting his fans at meet and greets. He’s missing a lot of everyday things we usually take for granted during normal times. These are not normal times, and Lynch is missing one of his few positive attributes in these crazy days: his abs.
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the singer of “Blue Eyed Feet on a Dashboard” has been without his trainer for nearly 3 months. “He’s all concerned about his health and I get that,” said a concerned Lynch. “But what about my appearance? That’s what keeps us both employed.”
Lynch, performer of the massive smash “Hometown Honey Girl,” says he maintains a simple workout program of crunches, sit-ups, and a basic weight regimen, but that without professional oversight, he often ends up quitting early to stare at himself in the mirror and take Instagram pics. “I mean, I still look hot,” he said. “But this six pack is turning into a slightly more covered in fat six pack.”
Known for his bright smile and the bro-country classic “Extended Cab Love Makin’,” Lynch has also been without his nutritional advisor during the lockdown. “We Zoom and whatnot,” he laughed. “But without her here in person to stuff me with kale and chicken breasts, I’ve been chowing down on pizza rolls constantly.”
Lynch says he’s gained nearly 4.5 pounds and that his waist size has ballooned to a 30. “I’m scared this Coronavirus thingie is going to be over all of the sudden and I’ll have to go on tour looking like a fatty!” complained the singer of “Where My Good Girl At.” “My fangirls expect a certain level of sexiness, and I’m just a soft 8.5 out of 10 right now.”
At press time, Dustin was on his third Crest White Strips cycle of the day.
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Dustin Lynch,
Fake News,
Satire
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 5, 2020
May 20, 2020
Apr 30, 2020
Untrue Facts: Garth, Neal McCoy, Dustin Lynch, Willie
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Garth Brooks,
Neal McCoy,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Untrue Facts,
Willie Nelson
Harry Potter Country Reaction Gifs
Oh, there's a Dustin Lynch livestream concert?
What's better than listening to mainstream country radio?
Every time a new bro-dude hits #1 on the country chart
When I hear 10 seconds of the new Walker Hayes song
When your daughter's friend's mother says she's taking them to a Luke Bryan concert
When the driver says she's picking the music and she loves Sam Hunt
When a Kane Brown fan says he read the mean thing I tweeted about Kane
Apr 22, 2020
Apr 10, 2020
Apr 9, 2020
A Mindbending Puzzle
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Mar 19, 2020
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 41
When you find out Vince Gill’s “I Still Believe in You” was one big damn lie
I don’t give a shit if you like pop-country, you’re going with me to see Tyler Childers when this is all over.
When you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Is it okay to be hatin’ during a national emergency?
Being nice during this crisis is boring. Wanna make fun of Luke Bryan and FGL?
When you’re stuck in line 10 deep at Kroger and they’re playing Luke Bryan and FGL
What do you think of Dustin Lynch?
Chris Young concerts when he decided to become a headliner
Mar 12, 2020
Reba (The TV Show) Country Reaction Gifs
When Alan Jackson sings "I'll try to love only you"
Why FGL got into country music
"Hey Reba, while we're quarantined, you wanna just sit around and watch 90s country videos?"
When somebody asks if you've heard the phrase "Whatever country radio listeners enjoy is country music"
When you catch your brother watching a Dustin Lynch video
♫ ♬ "She thinks his name was John" ♫ ♬
When Loretta sang "It'll feel good after it quits hurtin'"
When you're in the mood to read some comments below a Kane Brown YouTube video
What is: the country music business?
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