Showing posts with label Dwight Yoakam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dwight Yoakam. Show all posts
Oct 7, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Dallas Cowboys, Fall Country Music
Labels:
Danzig,
Dwight Yoakam,
Halloween,
memes,
NFL,
Rachel Brooke,
Satire,
Slingblade,
The Simpsons,
Thomas Rhett
Oct 1, 2019
5 New Dwight Yoakam Parody Album Covers (and 1 Stolen One)
Labels:
Buck Owens,
Dwight Yoakam,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Sep 1, 2019
Jul 15, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Keanu, Dwight Yoakam
Labels:
Breaking Bad,
Dwight Yoakam,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keanu Reeves,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Jun 7, 2019
Lonely Lonely Streets That I Call Home
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
memes,
Satire
May 8, 2019
YouTube Gems / Emmylou Harris & Dwight Yoakam / "Golden Ring"
Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterWINs: April '19
Old Town Road is still more country than anything FGL or Sam Hunt has ever made— Chase Kozak (@KozakChase) March 31, 2019
Do you ever sit and think about what kind of world we are leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?— Jason Vance (@jasoncolevance) April 25, 2019
Don’t claim to be a George Strait fan, when you spell his last name wrong.— Allison Brooke Smith (@abrooke27) March 31, 2019
Tyler Childers killed it last night. If you don’t like his music, with all due respect, your opinion is garbage and you should reevaluate your entire life.— Hayden (@haydengaspard) April 12, 2019
For Easter at Luke Bryan’s house they color his teeth and hide the top buttons of his shirts— Steve (@AnExocticBeach) April 19, 2019
People say I’m a dinosaur for wanting country music to sound country. Well rooooooaaarrrrr motherf***ers.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) April 23, 2019
Any of the new “country” boy singers lol Kane Brown or a multitude of others that I can’t quite name because I don’t pay attention to garbage. https://t.co/voYfYfob4Y— Lady GlitterSparkles (@BlairSmiles) March 31, 2019
I was just at a local John Deere dealership, rapping with some local farmers, we had a beer, it was recorded. You just may see me on the modern country music charts soon.— Goofbag (@punisher766) April 29, 2019
Country music challenge: listen to @DwightYoakam ‘s “Thousand Miles from Nowhere” then literally ANY modern radio country and not be offended by it.— Neko Case (@NekoCase) April 23, 2019
Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean opening the show? This is why country music has turned trash. THIS ISN’T EVEN COUNTRY. This is a bunch of cats fighting in a bag full of nails. #ACMs— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) April 8, 2019
dalton, damn, man. trap is not the right word to go about getting someone to fall in love with you and marry your dumbass. maybe just try to develop a somewhat likable personality. https://t.co/srHDxpWbxE— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) April 29, 2019
The black hole announced by scientists today is located 55 million light years from Earth, has a mass 6.3 billions that of our sun, and sucks 1/20th as much as Florida Georgia Line.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 11, 2019
I wouldn’t give a shit if the country chart was 15 black people, 15 white women, 3 Samoans, 6 Pakistanis, and 1 white dude, as long as they’re twanging, playing real instruments, and singing about heartbreak, drinking, work, and love.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) March 28, 2019
Jan 30, 2019
Nov 2, 2018
Dwight Yoakam Speaks Out on Chafing
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Friday, May 21, 2010
Dwight Yoakam has taken on the yoke, so to speak, of bringing a seldom considered - but quite serious health matter to the forefront of the American consciousness. The twangy country singer/actor has signed on with NADDS (National Abrasion Detection & Deletion Society) to appear in their television and radio spots promoting the awareness of severe groin chafing.
"This was a perfect fit for me, no pun intended," laughed Yoakam, who has been known to wear his boot cut jeans a bit on the tight side. "So I thought, hell, why not?"
Lou Brickant, founder and head spokesperson for NADDS, told us: "Like ball and glove, this will be a close relationship; we'll be sponsoring D-Y's next tour and handing out pamphlets and comfort packets at each show. Lap wellness is a severely overlooked personal health issue in this nation and we intend to bring awareness to the fans' genital areas."
Yoakam says he has taken steps in his life and career to prevent chafing which he thinks would benefit all his fans as well. "I've traded the painted-on jeans for merely wallpapered-on jeans and I've started liberally applying Blue Star ointments and powders to prevent rash and chafing. I've learned to pamper my package."
Dwight has even written the hygiene issue into the first single from his forthcoming album. "It's called 'Blue Star Baby' and it's about a woman who hangs on waaay too tight," said Yoakam, fidgeting in his seat out of habit.
The singer's 52-date "Saving the American Crotch" tour begins Friday, June 11 in Crested Butte, CO and continues through summer before wrapping up in Dicktown, NJ in September.
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
Fake News,
Fake News Classics
Oct 23, 2018
Untrue Facts About Reba, Garth, Waylon, and Dwight
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
Garth Brooks,
memes,
Reba,
Satire,
Untrue Facts,
Waylon Jennings
Jun 27, 2018
If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country
Since bro-country seems to be making a slight return this summer, it seems like a good time to bring back this feature.
If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country
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Patsy Cline - She's Got You
I've got your picture
That you Snapped to me
Screen-shot it with love
Showed it to my homies
Ain't nothing different
Since we've been through
I've got your picture
It's a nude
Waylon & Willie - Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
Don't let 'em dip pouches or vote for no cucks
Let 'em be hotties and frat boys and such
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
'Cause they'll never lift, bro, and they'll never roll coal
They won't even drive a truck
Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man
Stand by your man,
In cut off shorts that cling to,
That shaker mama gave you
Move that thing like a pony
Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, Cadillacs
Now it's roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Dusty gravel roads that I chill on
Yeah my roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Keep this party lit till the night is gone
Jun 10, 2018
Sunday Mornin' Music / Dwight Yoakam
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
Sunday Mornin' Music
May 4, 2018
Dwight Yoakam and Brothers Osborne Perform "Fast as You"
There's another guy on the performance as well, but I don't acknowledge his existence anymore (in a positive manner).
Labels:
Brothers Osborne,
Dwight Yoakam,
Live performances
Mar 22, 2018
Roseanne Country Reaction Gifs
When you were about to leave, but you hear Cody Jinks playing
When the TV is stuck on CMT and you're too lazy to find the remote
In the bathroom at a Willie concert
When all the presents are mainstream country CD's
Trying to keep it cool when Mr. Yoakam calls
"Sam Hunt's not that bad"
When the hubby says Miranda Lambert is hot.
"Panic is way better than any Americana band"
Was that you who left all those vulgar comments on Luke Bryan's Facebook page?
Mar 8, 2018
Sarah Shook & The Disarmers / KEXP Live / "Dwight Yoakam"
Sep 22, 2017
I Saw Dwight Last Night
I saw Dwight Yoakam (for the first time) with The Steel Woods last night. It was fantastic. I'm too lazy to write a proper review, but trust me when I say he's every bit the performer you imagine - a legend still in prime shape vocally and as a performer. The Steel Woods were great too - playing 6-7 songs from their (top 10 of '17 for me) album Straw in the Wind and a cover of "Yesterday's Wine." Dwight was in a good mood for his set - pulling out a few songs he rarely plays these days (according to set lists I've seen) and a ton of covers. Our Governor, Phil Bryant, visited Dwight before the show and made a song request that surprised Yoakam, but he played it. "Buenos Noches From a Lonely Room," a spare and cold murder ballad, isn't what you'd expect a state head honcho to be into, but I'm glad he is. Anyway, here's the set list from the show.
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
The Steel Woods
You're Not a Real Country Singer!
You're Not a Real Country Singer If...
Your jeans are tight but your name ain't Dwight
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've spent any amount of time trying to work
the phrase "poop emoji" into a song @samgazdiak
All your fans need a ride from their parents to the concert... -Eddie Combs
You're more likely to be seen with a Sun Beach tan than a Miller can
You think Bobby Bare is the name of an exotic dancer -Justin Chambers
You haven't left a girl in West Virginia, up there where the green grass grows.
Another girl in Cincinnati waiting where the Ohio River flows -Anthony Machado
They play your song on country radio @harrymorgan1937
You are certain Hank done it this way -Carl Wallace
Your jeans are tighter than your electronic drum beat @mkleiner2
You have tattoos but no scars -Seth Wilson
Your favorite Patty Loveless song is "Who is Patty Loveless?"
You are Kane Brown @amanda_darlene3
Your name rhymes with "mane crown" -Garrett Dressler
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You have a hype man
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You don't say anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks,
or prison, or gettin' drunk. -Connor Smith
You sing about Dixie cups. (if you do, you're either a dentist or a toddler) @ryankentm
You can't name 3 George Jones songs but you remember every winner of The Bachelor
You use "how we roll" in a song and your protagonist in the song
isn't a truck driver. -Michael Crabtree
You think American Aquarium is a nickname for Seaworld @SeanRKent
You'd rather be spayed or neutered than express any negative opinion whatsoever
At least one Backstreet Boy was involved in the
creation of your latest album. @10lbhammerbp
You think Conway Twitty is just someone The Family Guy made up
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
You think Jason Aldean is "old school".... -Chuck Dye
You can't recite the "third" verse to "Friends in Low Places" @swoletexan
You sing about bars and churches, but haven't been to either one in years
You have backup dancers -BamaDan Ferguson
You think a Telecaster is the guy who reads the news on TV - Seth Wilson
You think Moe Bandy is a rapper featured on Ariana Grande's next single
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Thanks to our Twitter and Facebook friends for the replies!
All others written by Trailer.
Jun 30, 2017
Jun 22, 2017
Spongebob: Country Reaction Gifs
Hey guys, I've got tickets to Dylan Scott and can't make it.
Anybody want 'em?
Cole Swindell back in Jr. High music class
When you find out you'll be out of town
the night Dwight Yoakam is playing
Every dad who had to take their daughter
to the Luke Bryan concert
Hello Mr. Country Radio Programmer,
do you actually like country music?
Dude said you'll go to hell if you don't like
FGL/Backstreet Boys' "God, Your Mama, and Me"
Waiting for a country song on country radio...
Nov 17, 2016
Dwight Yoakam Performs "Gone" on Colbert
Labels:
Dwight Yoakam,
Late Show,
Live performances
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