Showing posts with label Dylan Scott. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dylan Scott. Show all posts

Jul 27, 2017

Anchorman: Country Reaction Gifs 2

When you hear the number 1 country song

Alex Trabek: "A respected country singer who once went pre bro-country with the song "Summer's Comin'."
You: "Who is Clint...

Country radio program directors' meeting

When you insult a rockabilly band...

Chris Stapleton's not playing your city.

What do you think of the Bobby Bones Show?

Tyler Childers' new album comes out next week!

When you say you haven't heard "Body Like a Back Road"
and somebody plays it for you...

Jul 20, 2017

The Real Story Behind Dylan Scott's "My Girl"


Seriously, that's it. Actual quote.

From this interview/article: http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/country/7801329/dylan-scott-my-girl-hot-100-interview

Who Really Gives a Damn?





Chapelle's Show: Country Reaction Gifs

*Language Warning*


Say "What" if Dylan Scott sucks

Why are you the next big mainstream country star?

When the car next to Wayne Brady
is blasting Thomas Rhett

Listening to Blake Shelton like...

Would you admit that Colt Ford is a pretty good rapper?

While female artists struggle for airplay
Music Row executives be like...

What's the deal with Sam Hunt fans?

If your couch likes Kelsea Ballerini

Jul 17, 2017

Reginald Spears eCards

All quotes from Reginald Spears tweets





Single Review: Dierks Bentley "What The Hell Did I Say"


by Jonny Brick

What do these songs have in common: “Every Time I Hear That Song”; “Do I Make You Wanna”; “They Don’t Know”; “What the Hell Did I Say?”
They are all the fourth single released from a major star’s album which this year is getting vast radio play. The fifth single from Ripcord, “The Fighter,” will be number one soon for Keith Urban. Luke Bryan had six number ones from Kill the Lights. This seems too many, but these voices sell cars and whatever other commercials you guys have over there. (I remain English, and thus get my country digitally without adverts.)
Thanks to their relatively quick climbs up the charts, bigger acts like Blake, Billy, Jason and Dierks can cram in more singles per album cycle that they send to radio. After a song which could be called “Drunk on a Boat,” a duet with Elle King, and a ballad about his wife, not to mention a duet with Cole Swindell, Dierks has sent a ploddy song to radio.
Written by Ross Copperman, Josh Kear, and Chris Tompkins before they wrote a better one later in the session, this is typical Dierks. The plot of the song is that poor rich. He drunk-dialled his lady and attracted her greatly with an answerphone message. Did he ‘say we’d go shoppin’ or ‘go to Vegas and get married by Elvis’? The idea is funny, the execution is good but there are problems here.
Dierks wonders whether he (grammatically-incorrectly) sought to ‘Louis Vuitton her’ or ‘Rodeo Drive her, slide a Tiffany diamond on her’? Singing nouns in place of verbs is an irritating trope of contemporary country. It almost makes me Second Amendment someone. As for the product placement, I’ll bank account the writers. It’s almost as if words don’t matter on the radio…
The singalong bit comes when Dierks can’t remember what the hell did he, hell did he, hell did he say. Even Bobby Bones recoils at the blasphemy, asking his audio producer to bleep out the offensive word in a mock-serious segment.
The song continues the current Nashville trend of namechecking a non-country song or act when Dierks mentioned that the folk in the bar are singing along to Free Bird. He could even sing some of it onstage when he plays this one on tour; it must be getting a single release because out on the road it gets a big response. There are worse songs on the radio after all, and some aren’t even by Dylan Scott.
The production is very muddy and overloaded on the track, which can be a pro as well as a con, and in particular the solo in the middle of the track is good. Fun fact: credited on one of the three acoustic guitars in the song is one Charlie Worsham, whose recent album contained songs much better than this. Yet radio will go with this until it hits number one some time around Halloween. 

6/10

Monday Morning Memes: Murder, Country Charts, Dylan Scott





Jul 14, 2017

Jul 13, 2017

30 Rock: Country Reaction Gifs

Do you think that new Tyler Childers' 
album is gonna be good?

I read online that Sam Hunt is country... 

What do you think of Dylan Scott's hit song "My Girl?"

When I read TJ Neyland's tweets...

Doing your best to be polite to a Luke Bryan fan:

Why won't you review Kelsea Ballerini songs on FTM?

"Yeah I love country music, like Shania Twain,
Florida-Georgia Line, and Rascal Flatts..."

When women hear what men 
think of them in mainstream country songs...

Jul 3, 2017

We Got Blocked Again!

Farce the Music's Wall of Honor is a showplace for our well-earned and highly prized Twitter blocks. Today we add a new plaque. This dude has a terrible current bought-and-paid-for hit single and he once brought Chewbacca Mom on the Opry stage with him, so we're happy to add: DYLAN SCOTT!








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