Farce the Music: Eric Church

Dec 13, 2018

What Your Favorite 2018 Album Says About You 3

Brothers Osborne - Port Saint Joe

You smoke dope and vote Democrat, but don't want your dad to find out.

Morgan Evans - Things That We Drink To

Wait, who??

6ix9ine - Dummy Boy

You were fired from your job at Walgreens for having purple hair (but really it was for stealing pills).

Ghost - Prequelle

Your idea of a good time is reading about serial killers on Wikipedia. You dabbled in satanism in high school, but now are a Lutheran.

MTHRFCKR - Micro Crystals

You are too much of a hipster contrarian to admit this album doesn't actually exist.

Eric Church - Desperate Man

You love how Eric is such a renegade and so different from all those other bro-dudes on country radio, but your favorite song of his is "These Boots."

The Carters - Everything is Love

You will send me death threats if I say this album wasn't that good.

Eminem - Kamikaze

You are male, mid-thirties, single, and still argue with your parents over the rent for your room over the garage.

Sun Kil Moon - This is My Dinner

You are a military interrogator and this is your "favorite" only in that it is the most effective torture device to get enemy combatants to reveal information.

Greta Van Fleet - Anthem of the Peaceful Army

You are a forty-something dad who respects Led Zeppelin but doesn't really like them. Your ex-wife is still living pretty comfortably off the divorce settlement, but sells LulaRoe and essential oils on Facebook for extra cash.

Jason Aldean - Rearview Town

You didn't actually listen to the whole album, just the singles. You type things on Facebook like "Sam Hunt sucks… listen too real country like Jason Aldean an Old Dominion!"

Oct 10, 2018

Really Dumb Country Reviews: October '18

These are all real reviews on a popular music download service.

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Mitchell Tenpenny EP

Kane Brown - Experiment

Luke Combs - This One's for You Too

(These are dumb because why the hell would you buy an album without checking its contents?? And you don't have to buy the whole album again, you morons. You can just buy the bonus tracks. Really, these people are idiots.)