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Fake News
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Jul 30, 2021
Anti-Capitalist Country Singer Dismayed by Lack of Airplay
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YouTube country sensation Dexter Youngblood keeps hitting a glass ceiling. According to the singer of “My Big Ol’ Truck,” country radio refu...
Jul 23, 2021
Brad Paisley Fan Purchases Larger Shirt from Merch Stand to Hide Swampass
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Brad Paisley fan Jerry Potenza just returned to the merchandise stand for a second Brad Paisley t-shirt. “It’s to hide the swamp ass,” laugh...
Jul 16, 2021
Man’s Undying Love for Country Music Dies with Walmart CD Section
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Perry Huddleston, former country lover “Country music is dead,” lamented former country music lover Perry Huddleston. “That stuff they play ...
Jul 9, 2021
Texas Country Singer Dies After Accidentally Eating Chili with Beans
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Up and coming Texas country singer-songwriter Kodee Westmoreland passed away on Monday, July 5. Westmoreland was visiting friend Lawrence Al...
Jul 2, 2021
The Crud Report: July 2021
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Jun 18, 2021
Pop-Country Singer Awaiting Focus Group’s Decision on What He Should Eat for Breakfast
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A pop-country superstar is currently awaiting word from his own personal focus group on what he should partake of for his morning meal. The ...
Jun 11, 2021
Sam Hunt Tapped to Play Snowman in Smokey & the Bandit Reboot
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In his first major acting role, country star Sam Hunt has been picked to star alongside Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming reboot of the blockbust...
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Jun 4, 2021
The Crud Report: June 2021
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May 28, 2021
Luke Bryan Tears Buttcheek Rehearsing for New Tour
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While practicing for his upcoming return to touring, country superstar Luke Bryan tore his moneymaker. Doctors have put him on bed rest whil...
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May 21, 2021
CDC Recommends Wearing 2-3 Masks at Kane Brown Concerts, Even After Pandemic
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Despite relaxing or ending 13 months of Covid-19 mask mandates, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has continued one recommen...
May 14, 2021
Every Pop-Country Artist’s Next Album to Be “Country as Hell”
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Spurred on by the popularity of somewhat neo-traditional artists Jon Pardi and Luke Combs, nearly every pop-country artist vowed this week t...
May 7, 2021
The Band Perry Reveals Last 6 Years Have Been Elaborate Hoax
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“Ha ha! Got ya!” laughed Kimberly Perry, lead vocalist of pop-country trio The Band Perry. “Y’all thought we’d lost our minds, huh?” Perry, ...
Apr 30, 2021
The Crud Report: May 2021
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(yeah, so May starts tomorrow... whatever)
Apr 23, 2021
Several People Learn Dan + Shay is Two Dudes By Reading This Very Headline
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Several readers of the headline above today learned that superstar country (pop) duo Dan + Shay is, in fact, composed of two male singers. B...
Apr 16, 2021
Local Man Mows Vulgar Phrase on Radio Station Lawn
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by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, May 03, 2013 Local country music fan Reginald Spears was arrested Friday morning aft...
Apr 9, 2021
Man Was Just Concerned Band Might Not Play Songs They Play at Every Show
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The man who kept yelling out the names of songs the band plays at every show was just concerned they wouldn’t. He didn’t realize he was anno...
Apr 2, 2021
The Crud Report: April 2021
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Mar 26, 2021
Local Man Wins Award for Never Having Heard of Luke Bryan
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Local welder and “real country fan” Carl Outlaw recently picked up a prestigious award for his lack of pop-culture knowledge. The American C...
Mar 19, 2021
Alan Jackson to Release Album of Cringey Novelty Songs
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There’s news on the Alan Jackson front. The long, tall country legend, who hasn’t released a full album since 2015’s Angels and Alcohol toda...
Mar 12, 2021
Sleep Doctors Recommend Modern Country Radio as Sleep Aid
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When patients come in complaining of sleep issues or constant tiredness, somnologists have many options. Sleep studies, diet and exercise ch...
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