Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
May 10, 2019
Curb Alert!
Labels:
Craigslist,
George Strait,
Satire
May 8, 2019
New Video / George Strait / "Every Little Honky Tonk Bar"
Labels:
George Strait,
New Videos
May 3, 2019
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: May '19
These are reviews from a popular digital music seller.
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Kane Brown
Dustin Lynch
George Jones
Lil Nas X / Billy Ray Cyrus
Thomas Rhett
George Strait
Florida-Georgia Line
Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterFAIL: April '19
*Language warning*
Chris Stapleton sucks too let’s fight— Coach $wag (@KSmithy850) April 10, 2019
Country music gay af— Josh Jimenez (@josh_jimenez11) April 18, 2019
WAIT EVERYONE. DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE FINALLY PAST THE CHRIS STAPLETON ERA— Hayley (@hayyleyy_cs) April 8, 2019
I loved Johnny Cash for years until I heard his song - Send the N back to Africa- after that I never played another Cash song again! It hurts when you find out racist things about your American Idol from yrs ago.— Coachh2015 (@Coachh2015) April 22, 2019
We get it "old country was better music, I should try listening." I get it, your wife left you for your tractor. Your new girlfriend... IS a tractor. I'm just not interested in country music people I'm sorry— Ryan Graham (@Grahamcracker25) April 19, 2019
women country singers suck* sry not sry https://t.co/d3oapVheLy— Haven Davis (@HavenDavis03) April 27, 2019
Willie Nelson's music sucks— shay ford (@shayford21) April 20, 2019
I fuckin hate country music... I really do... I consider it the soundtrack of bigotry in the United States... I feel physically ill when I hear it... Cause you’ll never hear a song that goes, “I got my black friend in my truck and we’re bout to go fishing, yeah, we’re equals”...— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) April 25, 2019
If you listen to country music kill yourself— RATCHETBOY (@thisratchetboy) April 5, 2019
Whoever it is that hates you is just jealous. Dont let the haters get you down you go on living the best life you can haters are how you know your making it— Hannah Mae'd Customs (@hannahmiller381) February 19, 2019
@KaceyMusgraves Shame on you, you are a loser and not even real country music. Bet your sales drop off big time unless Democrats buy them. @reba is real country music.— Justin T. (@JustinT4Bama) April 15, 2019
I love country music but I really don’t care for any of the female country singers. They look good & all but their songs suck— shawnz (@_shawnnnz) April 17, 2019
George strait sucks— Jordan Caballero (@CaptnJordanC13) April 17, 2019
Apr 23, 2019
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews George Strait’s New Single
Ayyyyeee, it’s been a while but I’m back! Been going through some stuff but I think their going to let me off with probation.
Anyway, Trailer got me reviewing this new George Straight song like he’s doing me a favor. I know he’s supposed to be the king or whatever, but he’s just a pretty boy too me. Women talk about how good he looks in his jeans… you know who else they say that about? Luke Bryant! Same thing to me. Ain’t neither one of ‘em gonna sing you a song about roping steers on the western ridge while hoping nobody finds you’re wife’s body in that ravine you left her in. That’s real country!!! Not some shaking it or getting carried away bullshit!
George Straight can’t even write a song. What a fraud LMAO! Claims to be authentic but than he sings another man’s words? I can’t have any respect for a “supposed legend” like that. Good honest writers live there songs and then they write about it. Like Colter Damn Wall! I know he spent many a night sleeping on the hard ground with a dead rattlesnake as his pillow. He wrote his own songs so you know that’s true. George on the other hand spends his nights in silk sheets in a five million dollar house with his Prius parked outside. What a joke! Might as well be Florida-Georgia Line too me!
If I met George Straight, I’d spray him in the face with a full can of mace. He’s as much too blame for country being shitty now as Garth Brooks and Randy Travis (another pretty boy who didn’t write every single song by himself like your suppose too!).
I didn’t even listen to this song. I guess it’s about how he likes too drink fruity cocktails and play parcheesi in the upscale bars he visits when he’s trying to sell them his Codigo tequila. He’ll probably stand up on a stage in Las Vegas, not playing his guitar, looking all handsome and singing another man’s song and make another million dollars to put in a Starbucks for his horses or some shit. This guy sucks.
Labels:
Carl Outlaw,
Garth Brooks,
George Strait,
Luke Bryan,
Randy Travis,
Satire
Apr 15, 2019
The One True King
Labels:
Game of Thrones,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Apr 10, 2019
Apr 8, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: ACMs, Wrestlemania, Kane Brown
Labels:
ACMs,
Cole Swindell,
George Strait,
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Wrestlemania,
WWE
Mar 13, 2019
Reginald Spears Memes: Dolly, Strait, Tenpenny
Mar 5, 2019
Ready for the End of the World
Labels:
Austin City Limits,
George Strait,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
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