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Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Sep 26, 2022
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Sep 21, 2022
Sep 1, 2022
Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs
When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines
Clint Black?
When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music
When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter
When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date
When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement
Miranda Lambert?
A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter
Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think
When you get Garth Brooks' cell #
Aug 30, 2022
Country Twitter Fails: August '22
*foul language and stupid opinions warning*
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| Chris Lane was the concert he was talking about... Chris Lane |
Aug 19, 2022
Band Plays Pop-Country Pre-Show Music So They’ll Sound Good in Comparison
“It works like a charm,” laughed bassist Pete “Pal” Wasserstein. “We irritate the hell out of the fans with 20 minutes of Walker Hayes and Florida-Georgia Line before we come on stage, so that our admittedly ‘just okay’ musicianship and songs blow them away.”
“They were awesome!” said a fan walking out of King Planter’s recent Mobile show. “I don’t know what it was, but their sufficient musical abilities and reasonably passable songwriting just sounded on a whole new level tonight; I don’t know what it was!”
The four-piece update the “Lowered Expectations” Spotify playlist weekly, adding anything that’s the latest snap-beat sappy song hitting the country charts or the most annoying viral country-rap song on TikTok. This week they added David Morris’ “Carrying Your Love,” a rap song which features an interpolation of the similarly named George Strait hit.
“Oh God, they hate it!” laughed vocalist Jay Henderson. “But after that shit, I sound like Otis Redding or Chris Stapleton compared to that dude, when I’m really just a C- on a good night.”
King Planter, who list The Band and David Allan Coe as their primary influences, have failed to catch on in ‘the scene’ in three years of existence. According to the blog Bama Mericana, King Planter “look the part and check off all the requisite topics in their music, but the lyrics can be best described as reasonable and their playing is ehhh… fair to middling. No offense because it pays better than being in a band, but they’ll be hanging sheetrock in 9 months.”
All this might be so, but crowds are growing lately thanks to their unique modus operandi. “Word of mouth, baby!” said an excited Wasserstein, surveying the tens of fans in attendance at their Big Star Tavern show in Montgomery last night.
At press time, King Planter was about 8 months from disbanding.
Aug 18, 2022
Parks and Rec Country Reaction Gifs 4
When he says he's seen Florida-Georgia Line in concert one time
Why is Walker Hayes so cringe?
After years of comparing Luke Bryan to toilets and other gross stuff...
When he changes the station from Outlaw XM to The Highway
I don't care if the Zac Brown Band is putting out better music now, after The Owl...
Tell me an underrated Strait song then amble away
Tell me what Sam Hunt music sounds like
The greeting when a female artist does a radio station visit
If Morgan Wallen is playing at an outdoor festival
Aug 12, 2022
Aug 4, 2022
Golden Girls Country Reaction Gifs 2
What do you think of Jason Aldean?
When the wedding DJ throws on "Born to Boogie"
What's the nicest thing you can say about Kane Brown?
When a middle aged man talk-sings about
Olive Garden and Applebees
George Strait, tell us what you think of ...everything
🎵 If I should stay
I would only be in your way 🎵
When somebody at work talks about their escapades at a Florida-Georgia Line concert
Wahhhh. Zach Bryan releases too many songs.
Every male and Karen reply to a Maren Morris social media post
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