Showing posts with label Grand Ole Opry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grand Ole Opry. Show all posts
Sep 26, 2018
Why Dustin Lynch?
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Dustin Lynch,
Grand Ole Opry,
Kris Kristofferson,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Aug 24, 2018
Dustin Lynch Inducted Into Pro Football Hall of Fame
Despite never having playing in the NFL, singer Dustin Lynch was recently inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Lynch smartly donned his gold jacket and ring at the enshrinement ceremony and gave a rousing acceptance speech.
"It is such a great honor to stand alongside the giants of this sport I wasn't involved with and walk in the shadows of the legends." said Lynch, beaming his million dollar smile. "Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, Lawrence Taylor… I can't believe my name and bust will be displayed in the company of such unforgettable talent. I may not have ever thrown a pass, participated in a single training camp, or even held that wire water tray thingie, but I gladly accept this completely unjustifiable recognition."
Attendees of the ceremony looked befuddled, but remained respectful as Lynch thanked all the people who hadn't helped him become a renowned football player. Randy Moss and Brian Urlacher cast confused glances at one another repeatedly through the speech, while Brian Dawkins kept shrugging and rolling his eyes.
Though Lynch has not laced up football pants since the 8th grade, the Hall of Fame believed him worthy for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but the board. Dustin's career football stats as a middle school running back were rather subpar. He boasted 204 total yards on 94 carries, one touchdown, and seven fumbles.
Still, Lynch feels he will be a valuable asset to the Hall. "I have strong appeal with young women and teen girls, so I hope to bring more eyes to this great sport that I never took part in." he told us.
Lynch was recently asked to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry, Nashville's hallowed hall of country music, despite being a pop singer, so gaining undeserved honors seems to be his thing.
Terrell Owens had no comment on Lynch's induction.
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Dustin Lynch,
Fake News,
Grand Ole Opry,
Satire
Aug 22, 2018
The Grand Ole Opry Ain't So Grand Anymore
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Dustin Lynch,
Grand Ole Opry,
Hank III,
memes,
Satire
Mar 20, 2018
Spongebob, Grand Ole Opry, Son Volt, FGL Memes
Feb 9, 2017
Brent Cobb Performs "Country Bound" at the Grand Ole Opry
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Brent Cobb,
Grand Ole Opry,
Live performances
Feb 3, 2017
Oct 6, 2016
William Michael Morgan Covers Buck Owens' "A-11"
Mar 2, 2016
Cam Covers Patsy Cline at the Opry
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Cam,
Grand Ole Opry,
Live performances,
Patsy Cline
Oct 22, 2015
Ashley Monroe Performs at the Opry
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Ashley Monroe,
Grand Ole Opry,
Live performances,
YouTube Gems
Oct 3, 2012
Aug 23, 2012
Top 10 Qualifications Needed to Sing at the Grand Ole Opry
09. Put forth some sort of sound from your vocal chords
08. No fatties
07. Ability to attach chain from jeans to wallet
06. Record sales
05. Name
03. Pulse
02. Payola
(Just kidding, Charlie! This guy's good folks, even if he leans a little pop country.)
01. Label pull
Aug 6, 2012
Well, It Happened
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Brantley Gilbert,
Grand Ole Opry
Jun 14, 2012
Memo For Brantley Gilbert Fans Attending His Grand Ole Opry Debut
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Brantley Gilbert,
Grand Ole Opry,
Photocrap
Oct 27, 2011
Country Horror Movie Posters #2
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Grand Ole Opry,
Halloween
Sep 28, 2011
Grand Ole Opry Reveals New Logo
To be more inclusive of their new membership, the Grand Ole Opry has decided to undergo a name change. Here is their new logo.
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Grand Ole Opry,
Photocrap
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