Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 30, 2019
Country Halloween Costumes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Knoxville Girl,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown
Oct 28, 2019
The Most Terrifying Things You Can Hear
Labels:
Friday the 13th,
Halloween,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Nightmare on Elm Street,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Donald Trump, Halloween
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Joker,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown Band
Oct 25, 2019
Thomas Rhett to Dress Up as Country Singer For Halloween
Pop singer Thomas Rhett is looking for a costume for a Halloween party this weekend. He’s already chosen the theme - country singer - but he’s searching for the perfect presentation, visiting thrift stores and western wear outlets across Nashville.
“I did a Google image search for ‘country singer’ and it came back with lots of western hats and boot-cut jeans and stuff,” says Rhett. “That’s so foreign to me - it’s always enlightening to see how other cultures live!” He tries on a huge foam cowboy hat but quickly returns it to the rack. “If they had it with a flat brim maybe.”
Rhett’s day to day wardrobe usually includes hip t-shirts, fitted pants, and high-dollar sneakers while his stage presence leans more toward tropical wear, varsity jackets, and custom denim. The aesthetics of country music fashion are a world away from his typical flair, but he’s digging it. “Ha, they call this a nude suit, I believe,” laughs Thomas, holding up a rhinestone and flower covered blue jacket. “I think old country dudes like Jeb Pierce and Porter Ladner used to wear these… such swag!”
After a couple of hours, Rhett has narrowed his selections down to an all black Johnny Cash-inspired ensemble or a Hank Sr. style outfit. “Did you know Hank had a father who was also a country singer?” asks Rhett.
Still undecided at press time, Rhett seems excited about the impact he’ll make when he steps into the party as someone so different from himself. “They won’t even recognize me.”
Labels:
Fake News,
Halloween,
Hank Sr.,
Johnny Cash,
Porter Wagoner,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
Webb Pierce
Oct 24, 2019
Rocky Horror Picture Show Country Reaction Gifs
When you hear Jason Aldean playing over the speakers before you even walk into a store
New Sturgill Simpson be like...
Why should you buy the concert ticket?
Luke Bryan's dance crew practicing before a show
New John Moreland and American Aquarium albums next year?
When somebody asks me why I listen to so much sad country music
When Janet Weiss is a Kane Brown fan
Explaining Zac Brown's rise and fall
Oct 17, 2019
Evil Dead Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody says country music is the music of the country of America
Kip Moore fans be like...
When you're holding an axe and somebody asks if you want to hear some Kane Brown music and you have to keep your psychotic urges in check for a moment.
New Cody Jinks last week. New Cody Jinks this week.
"You shouldn't talk about Brantley Gilbert like that. Everybody liked his MNF performance."
When somebody plays new Zac Brown music
Make your own caption. This one had to be included.
Oct 7, 2019
More Monday Memes: Cody Jinks, Willie Nelson, Saturday Night
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Halloween,
memes,
Satire,
The Simpsons,
Willie Nelson
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Dallas Cowboys, Fall Country Music
Labels:
Danzig,
Dwight Yoakam,
Halloween,
memes,
NFL,
Rachel Brooke,
Satire,
Slingblade,
The Simpsons,
Thomas Rhett
Oct 31, 2018
Horror Movie Country Reaction Gifs
When you go over to your friend's to get your Waylon albums back and they aren't home
When your kid says they might go to a Kane Brown concert
Looking at the country chart like...
Stoppin' every hundred miles
Callin' Baton Rouge
The chorus of some lost Hank 3 song
You'd rather stay home and play video games than see a concert?
When will another Chris Knight album ever come out?
Is it okay to have a favorite Sam Hunt song?
Oct 29, 2018
Kane Brown's a Clown
Labels:
Halloween,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
The Blob
Oct 22, 2018
Another Ruined Halloween
Labels:
Halloween,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Halloween, FGL, Kane Brown
Labels:
Drake,
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Raelynn,
Satire
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