Showing posts with label Hank 3. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hank 3. Show all posts
Oct 30, 2017
FGL vs Hank3
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank 3,
memes,
Satire
Mar 16, 2017
Anchorman Country Reaction Gifs
Luke Bryan sucks
Describe Hank III's metal music in two words
Garth Brooks is better than George Strait
Did you really mean it when you said you think you're better
than people who listen to Florida-Georgia Line?
When your whole crew scores tickets to Stapleton
When you agree to listen to a country DJ's
Soundcloud page, because it's different...
...Listen to Shinyribs!
When the person eating lunch with you says
"It's just music. Why do you get so serious?"
Jan 9, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Kane Brown, Dale & Ray
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Dierks Bentley,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank 3,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Ray Benson,
Satire
Dec 7, 2016
Save Mike IX
By Robert Dean
The older we get, the more we realize we’re not as
invincible as we once envisioned ourselves. Things break, we suffer
afflictions, addictions, and watch our friends die. Life can be a total
asshole. But, in those moments of “what the fuck, world?” there are the times
of solace, enlightening, awakening and love. It’s just the human experience:
the roller coaster goes up, and it goes down, we’re all lucky to remain seated
on the ride, and should never take for granted, as such.
A fervent mixture of all of the aforementioned feelings
rests on the shoulders of one toxic cowboy, one lifer whose legacy looms large,
and without him, the New Orleans musical landscape would be very different.
That man is Mike Williams from Eyehategod.
If you haven’t heard, Mike IX as he’s affectionately called
needs your help. He’s in a bad way. He needs a liver transplant, and the
medical bills are piling. His wife has started a YouCaring account, and it’d be
amazing if you could donate a few bucks to the cause. Because let’s be real,
without EHG there is no DOWN, Phil Anselmo is an entirely different person, and
the sludge from the swamps we know and love wouldn’t exist. The New Orleans
signature grimace comes from two people: Jimmy Bower and Mike IX and without
their celestial magic, who knows where heavy metal would be.
Anyone who knows my work knows I call New Orleans home,
despite currently living in Austin, Texas. The New Orleans music community is
tiny, and the metal community is microscopic. You go to enough shows with dudes
screaming; you’re liable to run into the same faces over the years. It’s in
that that I’ve been fortunate to have met Mike on more than one occasion and
he’s always been nothing but grateful for the adoration. Mike Williams is a
strange, fucked up bird, but he doesn’t deserve a cage, he deserves a long life
and the chance to frighten the world on a nightly basis for years to come. Give
a few bucks, or at least share the link as much as you can.
Mike is also in Arson Anthem with Hank 3.
Labels:
Arson Anthem,
Down,
Eyehategod,
Hank 3,
Mike IX,
Pantera,
Robert Dean
May 9, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Aldean, Gilbert, FGL, Coe
Apr 27, 2016
Whoops, Honest Mistake!
Labels:
Hank 3,
memes,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings
Dec 8, 2015
Luke vs. Hank 3
Labels:
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Nov 11, 2015
May 22, 2015
Which Hank?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Hank 3,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Sr.,
memes,
Satire
May 5, 2015
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews ZBB "Loving You Easy"
Zac Brown sucks. If he was playing in my neighbor's yard, I'd call the cops and say they're was some sort of unauthorized "men who love farm animals" protest rally going on and that they were disturbing the peace with there bullshit and to especially taser the fat, bald guy wearing a ski hat in May. WTF. You know when theirs 14 guys in a band, theyre over-compensating for something. I've never even listened too one single note this "band" played. There not even talented enough to shine Hank 3's balls.
This song is probably terrible. I'm not going to soil my ears by wasting one second on this 'pop cuntry' garbage. If theyre's more than 4 people in a band and 2 of those aren't steel guitarists, I don't want to here that crap. This nugget is called "Loving You Easy," and that's enough for you to know that Johnny Paycheck wouldn't have warbled a note of it. He didn't love dem hoes, lol. If you're out their making songs for teenage girls, than you should at least be man enough to admit your just in it for the money. I heard Zac is making dance music now too. Next he'll be shaking his booty like Fluke Bryan.
Don't insult are good taste with this crap, Trailer. Don't make me review stuff like this when thare's so many good real-ass country bands out there that need a little help getting noticed. Take this new band from North Carolina, Buck Snort and the Stump-jumpers, for instance. They have a fiddle player, 3 steel guitarists, a jug blower, a washboard strummer, and a singer who makes Sturgill Simpson sound like a Nashvile sparkly-pants wearing pretty boy. Let Zac Brown's fat ass feed his own self. Don't buy this song, anybody. Keep it country!
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Zac Brown Band - Loving You Easy
(listen to song here)
Labels:
"reviews",
Carl Outlaw,
Hank 3,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Zac Brown Band
Feb 5, 2015
Parody Album Covers: Hank3, Rodney, BBS
Labels:
Blackberry Smoke,
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Parody Album Covers,
Rodney Atkins,
Satire
Jan 11, 2014
Saturday Night Music: Hank 3
Labels:
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Saturday Night Music
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