Star Wars/Country Music Doppelgangers

I'm as annoyed as you by the whole "May the 4th Be With You" blather that goes on this day in recent years. I'm a Star Wars fan, but give it a rest, will ya? No, I guess we won't. Here are some Star Wars/country music doppelgangers (or at least equivalents).

Scott Borchetta (L); Emperor Palpatine (R)

Kenny Chesney (L); Admiral Ackbar (R)

Charles Kelley of Lady Antebellum (L); Obi Wan Kenobi (R)

Hunter Hayes (L); Anakin Skywalker (R)

Cole Swindell (L); Jar Jar Binks (R). I think...?

Random Weirdness: Lady A, Flatts, Luke, etc.

Somebody really screwed up on this tour promotional poster.

From Mike McDermott

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Sent to me on Twitter by @fakedavidfricke

Sturgeon Simpson

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Meme from David Power

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This made the rounds on Twitter over the weekend. Is Gary photobombing, sneezing, or slipping into a coma??

@lukecombsmusic

Real Country Outlawz

Country Fanbase New Year's Resolutions

Stupid Sidebar Spam Ads: Countrified

I'm Sorry, This Exists: September '14

 

 Jason Aldean Thingie...
Grounds for divorce?

 

 Kenny Rogers Zen Painting Print
(No…. actually, that's awesome)

Luke Bryan Portrait

 

Blake Shelton Light Switch Cover

I think a "dimmer" would be more appropriate.

Colt Ford Dip Can Cover
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.

Brantley Gilbert Bottoms Up Panties

Pickin' on Nickelback Album

Because what bluegrass fan isn't secretly a fan?


In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/

Hunter Hayes/Carrie Underwood Flip Book


 

Autographed Luke Bryan Drawing

Kid Rock Redneck Paradise Flip Flops

 Billy Currington "Let Me Down Easy" Panties
Classy!

Bald Country Stars: Hunter Hayes

Idea stolen from this...

You Sure About That, Hunter?

OMG! Reviews: Hunter Hayes - Tattoo

Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer.

(yes, she's eternally the same age now, like Charlie Brown or Bart Simpson)

Hunter Hunter Hunter!!!!!!!! My name is Brittany Fant and it would make a great tattoo! Maybe on your shoulder blade or maybe on your big rippling bicep? PLZZZZ! Oh, this song is so sweet! If I had a boyfriend who'd put my name on a tattoo… well, that would be creepy and I'd drop his clingy tail in a minute. But if HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER wanted to permanently attach my government name to his precious skin, he can go right ahead!! OMG, I'm out of breath. This song is sooo good, if Trailer says one negative thing about it, I will quit writing for him!! I don't care if it's country or what; it's the best song on country radio!! Take your Sturno Simpsons and Jamie Jacksons and whoever else you want to "save country music" and shove 'em, lol!!! Hunter is saving romance and making country radio awesome again! He's not creepy like those Florida-Georgia Line guys and he doesn't rap!! What's not to love? He's the perfect man and I know he will be in the Country Music Hall of Fame in like 5 years! Elvis who? The Beatles? Pfft! Michael Jackson, lol. Garth? Nope! Hunter is a legend in the making and he will be ahead of all those people. "Tattoo" is the best song of all time, and I'm not just saying that so he'll DM me on Twitter.

Of course!

5 Heart Hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Country TwitterWINS: June '14

Monday Morning Memes: Hunter Hayes, Rascal Flatts, etc.

ACMs 2014: Snarky Twitter Wrap-up

2014 ACMs in a nutshell: Justin Moore won an award he wasn't eligible for, Merle Haggard was honored, Florida-Georgia Line bro-ed it up and won Best Duo, King George won Entertainer of the Year, few females performed. Also, there were lots of great comments on Twitter: