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Showing posts with label Jamey Johnson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jamey Johnson. Show all posts
May 25, 2017
Mar 2, 2017
Dec 16, 2016
Oct 12, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 16: Chris Lane, Brantley Gilbert, Jamey Johnson, etc.
When you hear FGL's "pink umbrella" line
Point to someone who looks like a Mumford & Sons fan
When you see an old friend but remember
he's a Brantley Gilbert fan
Rethinking if you should've asked the barber
for the Kenny Chesney look
Did Jamey Johnson really co-write
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"
What is Sam Hunt's greatest contribution to country music?
When your girl says y'all should go to the Chris Lane concert
What you'll see at a Luke Bryan concert
Apr 27, 2016
Apr 7, 2016
Jan 6, 2016
Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents
Florida-Georgia Line = New Age Outlaws
Douchey, popular due to hype more than talent, spray tans, wear underwear in public
Shooter Jennings = Spike Dudley
Scrappy, famous last name, under 5'8"
Carrie Underwood = Trish Stratus
Honest, talented, Vegan, ascended to the heights of her chosen profession, generally liked by all
Jamey Johnson = CM Punk
Outsider with insider ties, subversive, loved by the "smart" fans of his chosen profession, left the mainstream to pursue other options that seemingly will never come to fruition
Luke Bryan = John Cena
Seems like a nice guy, says dumb stuff in public, loved and hated in equal amounts, limited move set, A-lister approaching middle age, makes a living shaking ass
Brantley Gilbert = Buff Bagwell
Inexplicably popular, earrings, chains, facial hair, douchey, meathead
Chad Brock = Chad Brock
Wait, that's the same guy...
Oct 28, 2015
Which Hogwarts House Do These Country Stars Belong In?
Just kidding. Nobody gives a damn about that.
Here are some Sam Hunt vs. Jamey Johnson memes.
Apr 23, 2015
Single Review: Willie & Merle - It's All Going to Pot
Willie and Merle can do whatever they want. Clearly! They don't need your approval, or anyone else's for that matter! Federales included!
"It's All Going To Pot," Written by Buddy Cannon, Jamey Johnson, and Larry Shell, is the first release from the iconic duo's upcoming duets album, Django And Jimmie. It is solid gold! Acapulco Gold, even! See what I did there? The video is incredible, and the song is a brilliantly crafted story of their favorite pastime, intertwined with clever lyrics and playful potshots at each other! I can't stop with the pot salvos! The song is a veritable celebration of the increasingly legal intoxicant, after all!
Both of these legendary troubadours are clearly still at the top of their game, and they delivered another top notch performance here! The instrumentation is classic, and professional. Willie's famous guitar tone and phrasing is alive and well, as is Merle's. They just work well together! They get paid well together also, and I think we all know where their money goes!
Jamey Johnson's recognizable baritone voice can be heard as well, thickening up the vocal sound in spots on the track. The video has already racked up millions of views on social media sites across the Internet, and is sure to be a classic!
"It's All Going to Pot" is available now on iTunes, and other outlets. The rest of the album is for pre-order only at this time. See what all the buzz is about right here, via YouTube, and enjoy! I surely did!
Mar 31, 2015
The Best Country Show Ever?
The lineup for Willie Nelson's 2015 4th of July Picnic has been released and it may be the strongest collection of country music talent that has been amassed in ages (decades? ever?). Not even listed on the following poster are Billy Joe Shaver, David Allan Coe, Chris Stapleton and Johnny Bush. Good grief. Road trip? (Oh, and the Billy Bob's 2-day 4th of July fest looks damn good too!)
Nov 19, 2014
New Jamey Johnson Christmas Music!
Featuring the holiday classics:
The Christmas Beard
All I Want for Christmas is My Alien OG
I Saw Santa Staring at Mommy's Badonkadonk
Kid Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Come Home for Christmas (or Kiss My Ass)
Stoned for the Holidays
I Hope My Record Company Gets Run Over by a Reindeer
Jul 22, 2014
FTM Praise: The Kiss of Commercial Death
With Jon Pardi's "What I Can't Put Down" struggling to find footing on the charts, I came to this realization. You can pretty much guarantee that if Farce the Music really likes a mainstream country single, the song will not have a whiff of the top 10 on the country charts. Don't believe me? Here are some commercial country singles we enjoyed, and their peaks on the US Country Chart.
Chris Young "Neon" - 23 (2012)
Sunny Sweeney "Staying's Worse Than Leaving" - 38 (2011)
Chris Stapleton "What Are You Listening To" - 46 (2013)
Charlie Worsham "Want Me Too" - 46 (2014)
Lee Ann Womack "Solitary Thinkin'" - 39 (2009)
Alan Jackson "So You Don't Have to Love Me Anymore" - 25 (2012)
Kacey Musgraves "Blowin' Smoke" - 31 (2013)
Gary Allan "It Ain't the Whiskey" - 40 (2013)
Julie Roberts "Wake Up Older" - 46 (2005)
Brandy Clark "Stripes" - (did not chart) (2013)
Dierks Bentley "Draw Me a Map" - 33 (2010)
Little Big Town "Your Side of the Bed" - 29 (2013)
David Nail "Sound of a Million Dreams" - 38 (2012)
Ronnie Dunn "Cost of Livin'" - 19 (2011)
Jamey Johnson (All singles 2009-2012) - 34, 52, 39, 51, DNC
Emily West "Blue Sky" - 38 (2010)
George Strait "Drinkin' Man" - 37 (2012)
Kellie Pickler "Someone Somewhere Tonight" - (did not chart) (2013)
Jamey Johnson (All singles 2009-2012) - 34, 52, 39, 51, DNC
Emily West "Blue Sky" - 38 (2010)
George Strait "Drinkin' Man" - 37 (2012)
Kellie Pickler "Someone Somewhere Tonight" - (did not chart) (2013)
May 15, 2014
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