Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Apr 8, 2019
More Monday Memes: ACMs, Wrestlemania, Lil Nas X
Monday Morning Memes: ACMs, Wrestlemania, Kane Brown
Labels:
ACMs,
Cole Swindell,
George Strait,
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Wrestlemania,
WWE
Apr 7, 2019
Jason Aldean: Artist of the Decade??
Jason Aldean will receive the "Artist of the Decade" award at tonight's ACM Awards.
https://www.billboard.com/ articles/columns/country/ 8501255/jason-aldean-artist- of-the-decade-award-acm-awards
Reader J-man made a couple of memes to celebrate this non-momentous occasion.
https://www.billboard.com/
Reader J-man made a couple of memes to celebrate this non-momentous occasion.
Labels:
ACMs,
Alison Krauss,
Jason Aldean,
Larry Gatlin,
memes,
reader submissions,
Satire
Apr 5, 2019
Dirt Road Actually Pretty Boring
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, October 06, 2011
Jason Aldean fans Shelley Young and Lyndi Berks recently traveled into rural Mississippi to experience the fun and charming world of Aldean's smash hit "Dirt Road Anthem." What they sampled instead was a level of sheer dullness they had not come to know in their entire previous 17 years on the planet.
Clad in matching "My Kinda Party" tour shirts, boots and cut-off jeans, the pair borrowed Berks' dad's old Dodge Ram and headed for less-developed paths.
"It was so boring I wanted to shoot myself in the face," exaggerated Madison Central High School senior Young. "That song made dirt roads sound like so much fun, but it's just like bugs and dirt and stuff! I mean, you can tell Jason totally knows what he's talking about when he wrote that song and maybe dirt roads are just more fun in Georgia, but I'd rather listen to a Merle Haggard song than get off the blacktop ever again!"
The girls started off on an unnamed county road in neighboring Holmes County, by swerving "like George Jones" and smoking Kool cigarettes. "But dust was rolling IN the window... and the smoke was just making us cough," related Berks. "And I could only get 1G on my Galaxy S!"
Next, they searched for a party in a pasture to attend, but found only cows, horses and a couple of discarded washing machines. "We stopped at a trailer to ask a guy if there was a party anywhere and he said the party was 'right here' and pointed to his pleather couch... I think he was on meth," said Shelley.
The trip ended with a failed attempt at purchasing an Old Milwaukee tallboy to place "in the console." "That old woman said we looked like we were twelve. Dumb b*tch, like she was gonna make any other money that day. Does anybody even live that far away from a Hollister?" complained Berks.
In summation, dirt roads "suck," "blow" and caused the girls to "SMH" and say "FML" multiple times. "But we still love Jason! He's so hot!" they cooed in perfect harmony.
Mar 13, 2019
Country Walk-Up Songs 2019
College baseball has started and MLB is on the way. Go Cubs!
As we did in 2013 & 2017, FTM ponders what songs country singers
should use as their perfect "walk up" music if they were baseball players.
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Dustin Lynch
Mitchell Tenpenny
David Allan Coe
Sturgill Simpson
Kane Brown
Margo Price
Jordan Davis
Russell Dickerson
FGL
Rich O'Toole
Jason Aldean
Feb 28, 2019
Feb 7, 2019
Jan 31, 2019
Clerks Country Reaction Gifs
How you line dance to a modern country song
Do you love The Steel Woods' new album?
What do you call people who drive around blasting Kane Brown?
Koe Wetzel just calls it Tuesday Morning
Walking in after you just scored Tyler Childers tickets
Your opinion on the country charts?
When Jason Aldean fans make fun of Thomas Rhett fans
Why do you listen to so much Ruston Kelly?
(Gifs from Clerks I & II)
Jan 30, 2019
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