Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Dec 1, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. Dan + Shay, Georgia, and Kane Brown
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Dan + Shay,
Jason Aldean,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Nov 23, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Chronic Country Album Covers
Labels:
Dolly Parton,
Dr. Dre,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Nov 11, 2020
Untrue Facts: Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, Aldean, etc.
Nov 4, 2020
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: November 2020
A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-4) overall which is a 5 point improvement from August (the previous time we did this chart). The worst song by a long shot is Dan + Shay’s “I Should Probably Go to Bed.” The best song is Jon Pardi’s “Ain’t Always the Cowboy,” edging out Stapleton’s latest by a hair. There are some decent tunes here and the chart should improve a little more over the fall and winter. On a negative note, there’s only 1 solo woman, so we’re back to square one on that front. Do better, Nashville.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Oct 21, 2020
Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars 2020
Labels:
Halloween,
Jason Aldean,
Kacey Musgraves,
Kane Brown,
Reba,
Rich O'Toole,
Satire,
Steve Earle,
Travis Tritt
Oct 19, 2020
More Monday Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Sturgill Simpson, Jason Aldean
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Oct 15, 2020
Justified Country Reaction Gifs
When your passenger starts humming a Sam Hunt song
Oct 8, 2020
Out of Context Aldean Meme
Labels:
Family Guy,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Oct 2, 2020
Jul 31, 2020
Report: Nobody Gives a Sh** What Famous Country Singers Are Doing During Quarantine
Reports from every American man and woman, regardless of political belief or musical preference, on Friday said they do not give one solitary shit what famous country singers are doing to pass time during the COVID-19 quarantine.
Despite numerous attempts by Taste of Country and PopCulture.com, not a single story of singers drinking coffee and reading to their kids has piqued the interest of normal everyday citizens. While Americans realized the difficulty of finding interesting news during this difficult time, they were resolute in their belief that “this ain’t it, chief.”
“I’m only working 20 hours a week and the PPP and my stimulus check have run out so I’m worried about paying the mortgage,” said Rena Hopson of Kalamazoo, MI. “So no, I am not interested in how Luke Bryan is doing Tik Tok videos with his beautiful wife on their sprawling farm… call me cynical, I call me a realist.”
Even TMZ has taken to peeking in the windows of country stars like Jason Aldean and Thomas Rhett to see how they’re coping with the pandemic. “Aldean appeared to be fussing at his daughter for playing Animal Crossing when she was supposed to be taking out the trash.” said a breathless paparazzi reporter for the rag. Again, this did nothing to snatch the attention of any human being upon the earth, who were each dealing with their own issues at the present time.
“I understand that there’s nothing going on, so they have to get creative with their content,” laughed Azid Parah of Pensacola. “But I have kids to keep busy and bills to pay, so I do not give even one damn what kind of sourdough Kelsea Ballerini is baking this week.”
At press time, The Boot was interviewing Florida-Georgia Line about their favorite episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
Jul 29, 2020
They've Run Out of Stuff to Talk About
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Coronavirus,
Dustin Lynch,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Jul 28, 2020
Jul 7, 2020
Still More Male Country Singers as Women
BJ Barham (American Aquarium) |
Tyler Childers |
Jason Aldean |
Jesse Daniel |
Mitchell Tenpenny |
Cody Canada |
Merle Haggard. Forgive me, Merle. |
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