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Showing posts with label Jerrod Niemann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerrod Niemann. Show all posts
Jul 10, 2014
Jul 3, 2014
Little Known Facts: July '14
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day,
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.
Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.
Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics,
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.
The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.
Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey."
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track.
Seriously, guys.
Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.
Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…
Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.
Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."
In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard,
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.
Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."
New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."
Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books.
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.
Jul 2, 2014
Jerrod Niemann Wants You to Forget
Labels:
Donkey,
Honest Ads,
Jerrod Niemann,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jun 29, 2014
Ding Dong, the Donkey's Dead
Jerrod Niemann's horrendous "Donkey" has apparently been pulled from radio and Arista will try
to pretend it never happened with "Buzz Back Girl" on July 14.
Labels:
Donkey,
Jerrod Niemann
Jun 26, 2014
Granny Niemann
Labels:
Jerrod Niemann,
memes,
stupid stuff
Jun 25, 2014
A Little Good News
For the second week in a row, "Donkey" has had either a loss or no gain in airplay. One more and it's gone. Keep your fingers crossed. Even mainstream listeners have some level of standards, apparently.
Labels:
Donkey,
Jerrod Niemann
Jun 23, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Drunk Luke Fan, Chase Rice, etc.
Labels:
Chase Rice,
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jerrod Niemann,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jun 19, 2014
Jerrod Niemann: Firm in His Convictions
Labels:
Jerrod Niemann,
memes,
Metallica,
Satire
Jun 16, 2014
Being Mean to Jerrod Niemann Again
Labels:
Jerrod Niemann,
memes
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, FGL, Donkey
Labels:
Donkey,
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jerrod Niemann,
Joseph Ducreux,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jun 11, 2014
Nashville: A Drinking Town With a Country Problem
Jun 4, 2014
Little Known Facts: June '14
Brantley Gilbert says the greatest inspirations for his vocal style are
Christian Bale's Batman, 60-grit sandpaper, and hemorrhoids.
Despite his religion-questioning and open-minded lyrics, Sturgill Simpson actually
attends Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist's church several times a year.
Webster's dictionary defines a one-man-band as an individual that can not
properly do one of the four things needed to be an entertainer well, so they do five things at once.
A Tijuana Mexico newspaper recently named Jerrod Niemann
"public enemy number one" due to his single "Donkey" giving donkeys a bad name.
The same night that Luke Bryan fell off the stage,
Tim McGraw fell through an air conditioner vent on stage.
The Devil has reported a 99% increase in music battle victories
in the state of Georgia over the last three years.
Randy Houser did'nt approve of this fact but he did proofread it.
Rolling Stone Country recently interviewed Tom Arnold and asked him
who his favorite country singer was. He replied "Nobody is
better than Sturgill Simpson but I can most relate with Blake Shelton."
Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert's "Something Bad" was originally
the winner of a "Write a Song Even Aerosmith Wouldn't Cut" contest in 1998.
'We Hate Pop Country' did not write this fact, but they may adapt it into a meme in the future.
'We Hate Pop Country' did not write this fact, but they may adapt it into a meme in the future.
Chad Kroeger of Nickleback currently has pending lawsuits against twelve
of the top 25 artists on the Billboard country charts for copyright infringement.
In a recent interview Shooter Jennings stated that he has always looked up to Little Jimmy Dickens.
In 2009 Tyler Farr caught laryngitis. He still has it.
Brantley Gilbert also caught something that year.
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris.
May 27, 2014
Tuesday Morning Memes: Jason Derulo, Thomas Rhett, Donkey, etc.
Thanks to Kristen for this one (I just added the pics and the watermark)! |
Thanks to Dewayne for this one! |
May 23, 2014
Jerrod's Subtle Entendres
Labels:
Donkey,
Jerrod Niemann,
memes
May 22, 2014
That's an Impressive Feat, Jerrod!
Labels:
Donkey,
Jerrod Niemann,
Photocrap
May 21, 2014
#Donkey'fy Yourself!
Labels:
Donkey,
Jerrod Niemann,
Satire
May 19, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Jerrod Niemann, Garth, etc.
May 12, 2014
Put Your Hands Up for Variety!
Labels:
bro-country,
FGL,
Jerrod Niemann,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
The Lacs
May 8, 2014
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