Showing posts with label Joe Diffie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Diffie. Show all posts
Jul 23, 2019
Don't Prop Me Up
Labels:
Joe Diffie,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 8, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: ACMs, Wrestlemania, Kane Brown
Labels:
ACMs,
Cole Swindell,
George Strait,
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Wrestlemania,
WWE
Oct 8, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, Brad Paisley, Michael Myers
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Halloween,
Joe Diffie,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Apr 24, 2018
Borrowed Jokes: Conway, Pardi, Joe Diffie, Keith Urban
Music memes from around the webz; credited when possible.
"Pardi B" From Brothers Osborne's Twitter account. |
From @simcardcottam |
From Country Music Memes |
From We Hate Pop Country |
Labels:
Borrowed Humor,
Brothers Osborne,
Cardi B,
Conway Twitty,
Joe Diffie,
Jon Pardi,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire
Feb 26, 2018
More Monday Morning Memes: Mickey Gilley, Joe Diffie, Kane Brown
Labels:
Joe Diffie,
Justin Trudeau,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Mickey Gilley,
Satire
Aug 23, 2016
The SoBro Scavenger Hunt and Drinking Game
This is a Music Stash Contest Entry from Robert Groves.
The SoBro Scavenger Hunt and Drinking Game
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Rules.
1. There are 15 items on this list. You will have between the hours of 10 pm and Midnight on any given Saturday night in downtown Nashville to find and photograph each item on the list.
2. For every item remaining on the list after midnight, you must take a shot of fireball. The survival of your liver and dignity rely on your speed.
3. If at any time during the 2 hours you hear "Wagon Wheel" in any form, you must drink a tall can of PBR and start the list over.
The list:
1. More than 4 faddish modes of transportation lined up at a traffic light.
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Rules.
1. There are 15 items on this list. You will have between the hours of 10 pm and Midnight on any given Saturday night in downtown Nashville to find and photograph each item on the list.
2. For every item remaining on the list after midnight, you must take a shot of fireball. The survival of your liver and dignity rely on your speed.
3. If at any time during the 2 hours you hear "Wagon Wheel" in any form, you must drink a tall can of PBR and start the list over.
The list:
1. More than 4 faddish modes of transportation lined up at a traffic light.
(Pedal taverns, golf carts, hay rides, etc).
2. A shirtless homeless person.
3. A SoBro crab. (A person so intoxicated that they are no longer capable of walking forward and can only stagger sideways.)
4. A non-flat billed baseball cap
5. A street performer that looks like, or possibly is, Sturgill Simpson.
6. Someone throwing up out of an Uber or Lyft car.
7. A bachelorette foursome weighing less than 500 lbs.
8. The "trumpet guy" playing something other than When the Saints Go Marching In.
9. A bar bouncer without visible tattoos.
10. Any reference to Joe Diffie that isn't a horrible song by Thomas Rhett/Jason Aldean.
11. A "honky tonk bar band" playing a hip hop song.
12. Any Johnny Cash song besides "Ring of Fire" or "Folsom Prison".
13. A telephone pole or piece of construction equipment being used as a stripper pole.
14. A rhinestone cowboy hat...on a guy.
15. Inappropriate cleavage (front or back) visible on a passing pedal tavern.
2. A shirtless homeless person.
3. A SoBro crab. (A person so intoxicated that they are no longer capable of walking forward and can only stagger sideways.)
4. A non-flat billed baseball cap
5. A street performer that looks like, or possibly is, Sturgill Simpson.
6. Someone throwing up out of an Uber or Lyft car.
7. A bachelorette foursome weighing less than 500 lbs.
8. The "trumpet guy" playing something other than When the Saints Go Marching In.
9. A bar bouncer without visible tattoos.
10. Any reference to Joe Diffie that isn't a horrible song by Thomas Rhett/Jason Aldean.
11. A "honky tonk bar band" playing a hip hop song.
12. Any Johnny Cash song besides "Ring of Fire" or "Folsom Prison".
13. A telephone pole or piece of construction equipment being used as a stripper pole.
14. A rhinestone cowboy hat...on a guy.
15. Inappropriate cleavage (front or back) visible on a passing pedal tavern.
Aug 17, 2016
Hashtag Games: #wrestlingcountrysongs
WWF "Country Singer" Jeff Jarrett performs "With My Baby Tonight" |
Hashtag Games: #WrestlingCountrySongs
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Jul 24, 2014
Least Essential Country Albums: Joe Diffie, Isbell, FGL, etc.
Labels:
bro-country,
Chad Brock,
Dee Jay Silver,
FGL,
Jason Isbell,
Joe Diffie,
Least Essential,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard
Jul 29, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Hick-Hop Edition
Labels:
Colt Ford,
hick-hop,
Joe Diffie,
memes
Jul 5, 2013
Five Years of FTM - 5 Top 5's
Today, Farce the Music turns 5 years old. Thanks for sticking around and giving me the inspiration and reason to keep fighting the fight and hatin' the hate-worthy. Also, a big thanks goes out to Jeremy Harris, Kelcy Salisbury, Matthew Martin and others who have contributed to FTM in recent years/months!
As a small celebration, here are 5 new Top 5 lists... 2 serious, 3 seriously stupid.
Top 5 Most Common Injuries Suffered by Fla-Ga Line Fans
5. Sprained ankle from tripping on wallet chains
4. Cuts and abrasions from trying to scrape off misspelled tattoo
3. Broken fingers from punching radio when real country song comes on
2. Sliced fingers from broken (store bought) moonshine jars
1. Tetanus from doing the nasty in a rusty truck bed
Trailer's Top 5 Favorite Albums of All Time
5. The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.
4. Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger
3. Johnny Cash - At San Quentin
2. Son Volt - Trace
1. Guns n' Roses - Appetite for Destruction
Top 5 Potential Gilbert/Kramer Wedding Themes
5. Brass knux and butterflies
4. Ed Hardy
3. Pre-Antebellum vintage
2. Camo and Chrysanthemums
1. Trailer chic
Top 5 Best Songs of 2013 So Far
5. Son Volt - Angel of the Blues
3. John Moreland - Blacklist
1. Jason Isbell - Elephant
Top 5 Things Joe Diffie is Doing to Fit in
With Hick-Hop Culture
5. Sagging his Sansabelt jeans
4. Throwing "dawg" and "bruh" into everyday conversations
3. Putting a chrome brushguard and a roll bar on his 1975 Ford F100
2. Going heavy on the Acqua di Gio
1. Mixing his Ensure with Grey Goose
Jun 11, 2013
Little Known Facts: June '13
Joe Diffie and Ronnie Dunn are recruiting a third member to join their new hick-hop outfit, Middle Aged and Cray Cray.
Make sure you check inside your Pepsi cans this summer. One lucky person will open a can with a life size Justin Moore cutout placed inside.
Colt Ford has never eaten the bones at Kentucky Fried Chicken but has swallowed an entire bucket of chicken twice.
If Blake Shelton's voice had the same inflection as his brain, he'd sing like Ben Stein.
Both members of Florida-Georgia Line thought Nelly was the chick from Little House on the Prairie before their "Cruise" remix, and they were still okay with it.
16-year-old girls love Jason Aldean and Jason Aldean loves (The remainder of this Little Known Fact has been deleted based on advice obtained from Trailer's lawyer)
Gary Levox puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. He requires a hydraulic hoist but still does one leg at a time.
Pistol Annies' rumored break-up is being blamed on Ashley and Angeleena coming to the realization that Miranda actually talked them into singing backup on "Boys Round Here."
Billy Currington doesn't know the meaning of moderation. Seriously, he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
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Thanks to (?) Jeremy Harris for most of these.
Jun 4, 2013
Teach Me How to Diffie, Joe
Labels:
hick-hop,
Honest Ads,
Jawga Boyz,
Joe Diffie
Apr 24, 2013
MC Aldean
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
M.C. Hammer,
memes
Apr 16, 2013
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