Showing posts with label Joe Diffie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Diffie. Show all posts
Mar 30, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Joe Diffie, FGL, Tiger King
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Joe Diffie,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Tiger King
Jan 20, 2020
Supernatural, The Simpsons, Parks & Rec Country Memes
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Joe Diffie,
memes,
Parks and Recreation,
Satire,
Supernatural,
The Simpsons
Monday Morning Memes: Joe Diffie, Dustin Lynch, Band Breakups
Labels:
Drake,
Dustin Lynch,
Joe Diffie,
memes,
Satire
Nov 14, 2019
Ashley McBryde Covers "Prop Me Up (Beside the Jukebox)"
Labels:
Ashley McBryde,
Joe Diffie,
Live performances
Oct 30, 2019
If it Weren't For Trucks, We Wouldn't Have Tailgates
Labels:
Drake,
Joe Diffie,
memes,
Satire
Aug 2, 2019
The Top 10 Biggest Jerks in 90s Country
A Collaboration/Guest Submission by Jackson Burnett & Trailer
Some would imagine that the country music industry during the mainstream’s last agreeable era, the 1990s, wasn’t as likely to contain divas and D-bags as it does today. However, that isn’t the case. Here are the 10 biggest offenders…
10. Joe Diffie
Plans to reissue his entire catalog on 4-track cartridges.
Personal Facebook page appears hacked, but it’s actually him posting all those links to bootleg Ray-Bans.
9. Suzy Bogguss
Covers “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” at the start of every show after 2006.
Drinks right from the 40 oz bottle of Olde English 800 and puts it back in the fridge.
8. Wade Hayes
Slashed Joe Diffie’s bus tires on a recent 90s country tour.
Sprinkles when he tinkles and isn’t neat enough to wipe the seat.
7. Patty Loveless
Final single was a dubstep remix of “Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.”
Hated touring Canada because “Canucks suck.”
6. Pam Tillis
Once said nice things about Locash… no, wait, that really happened.
Hides her master tapes under a dirty laundry pile that’s been sitting in her guest bathroom since 2005.
5. Ty Herndon
Leaves the sink running everywhere he goes.
Refuses to replace his official Angelfire website.
Sings exclusively in an “Ernie from Sesame Street” voice in concert.
4. Marty Raybon (Shenandoah, Raybon Brothers)
Spread a rumor that Diamond Rio were the country Milli Vanilli.
Just pours his tobacco spit cup out right by the door of the tour bus.
Stops in roundabouts.
3. Terri Clark
Once put Pam Tillis in a triangle choke submission for sneezing in her presence.
When on tour, has a tradition of taking selfies of her peeing on national landmarks.
Calls her dogs “puppers” and doggos.”
2. Trisha Yearwood
Once told an audience to “go f*** yourselves” for not singing along to her cover of “Bump & Grind."
Responds to fan mail by sending nude Garth pics.
Against legalization, but always on that kush.
1. Jim Lauderdale
Abuses Domino’s carryout insurance policy.
Ghost-wrote 88% of all bro-country songs.
Constantly on Tik Tok during meals with his bandmates.
Wants to tour with Old Dominion.
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*satire, obviously*
Jul 23, 2019
Don't Prop Me Up
Labels:
Joe Diffie,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 8, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: ACMs, Wrestlemania, Kane Brown
Labels:
ACMs,
Cole Swindell,
George Strait,
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Wrestlemania,
WWE
Oct 8, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, Brad Paisley, Michael Myers
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Halloween,
Joe Diffie,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Apr 24, 2018
Borrowed Jokes: Conway, Pardi, Joe Diffie, Keith Urban
Music memes from around the webz; credited when possible.
"Pardi B" From Brothers Osborne's Twitter account. |
From @simcardcottam |
From Country Music Memes |
From We Hate Pop Country |
Labels:
Borrowed Humor,
Brothers Osborne,
Cardi B,
Conway Twitty,
Joe Diffie,
Jon Pardi,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire
Feb 26, 2018
More Monday Morning Memes: Mickey Gilley, Joe Diffie, Kane Brown
Labels:
Joe Diffie,
Justin Trudeau,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Mickey Gilley,
Satire
Aug 23, 2016
The SoBro Scavenger Hunt and Drinking Game
This is a Music Stash Contest Entry from Robert Groves.
The SoBro Scavenger Hunt and Drinking Game
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Rules.
1. There are 15 items on this list. You will have between the hours of 10 pm and Midnight on any given Saturday night in downtown Nashville to find and photograph each item on the list.
2. For every item remaining on the list after midnight, you must take a shot of fireball. The survival of your liver and dignity rely on your speed.
3. If at any time during the 2 hours you hear "Wagon Wheel" in any form, you must drink a tall can of PBR and start the list over.
The list:
1. More than 4 faddish modes of transportation lined up at a traffic light.
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Rules.
1. There are 15 items on this list. You will have between the hours of 10 pm and Midnight on any given Saturday night in downtown Nashville to find and photograph each item on the list.
2. For every item remaining on the list after midnight, you must take a shot of fireball. The survival of your liver and dignity rely on your speed.
3. If at any time during the 2 hours you hear "Wagon Wheel" in any form, you must drink a tall can of PBR and start the list over.
The list:
1. More than 4 faddish modes of transportation lined up at a traffic light.
(Pedal taverns, golf carts, hay rides, etc).
2. A shirtless homeless person.
3. A SoBro crab. (A person so intoxicated that they are no longer capable of walking forward and can only stagger sideways.)
4. A non-flat billed baseball cap
5. A street performer that looks like, or possibly is, Sturgill Simpson.
6. Someone throwing up out of an Uber or Lyft car.
7. A bachelorette foursome weighing less than 500 lbs.
8. The "trumpet guy" playing something other than When the Saints Go Marching In.
9. A bar bouncer without visible tattoos.
10. Any reference to Joe Diffie that isn't a horrible song by Thomas Rhett/Jason Aldean.
11. A "honky tonk bar band" playing a hip hop song.
12. Any Johnny Cash song besides "Ring of Fire" or "Folsom Prison".
13. A telephone pole or piece of construction equipment being used as a stripper pole.
14. A rhinestone cowboy hat...on a guy.
15. Inappropriate cleavage (front or back) visible on a passing pedal tavern.
2. A shirtless homeless person.
3. A SoBro crab. (A person so intoxicated that they are no longer capable of walking forward and can only stagger sideways.)
4. A non-flat billed baseball cap
5. A street performer that looks like, or possibly is, Sturgill Simpson.
6. Someone throwing up out of an Uber or Lyft car.
7. A bachelorette foursome weighing less than 500 lbs.
8. The "trumpet guy" playing something other than When the Saints Go Marching In.
9. A bar bouncer without visible tattoos.
10. Any reference to Joe Diffie that isn't a horrible song by Thomas Rhett/Jason Aldean.
11. A "honky tonk bar band" playing a hip hop song.
12. Any Johnny Cash song besides "Ring of Fire" or "Folsom Prison".
13. A telephone pole or piece of construction equipment being used as a stripper pole.
14. A rhinestone cowboy hat...on a guy.
15. Inappropriate cleavage (front or back) visible on a passing pedal tavern.
Aug 17, 2016
Hashtag Games: #wrestlingcountrysongs
WWF "Country Singer" Jeff Jarrett performs "With My Baby Tonight" |
Hashtag Games: #WrestlingCountrySongs
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Jul 24, 2014
Least Essential Country Albums: Joe Diffie, Isbell, FGL, etc.
Labels:
bro-country,
Chad Brock,
Dee Jay Silver,
FGL,
Jason Isbell,
Joe Diffie,
Least Essential,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard
Jul 29, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Hick-Hop Edition
Labels:
Colt Ford,
hick-hop,
Joe Diffie,
memes
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