Showing posts with label John Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Anderson. Show all posts
Nov 23, 2019
Saturday Night Music / J.J. Grey & Mofro / "Seminole Wind"
Jun 21, 2019
Toy Story Country Reaction Gifs
Reporting from the Thomas Rhett concert...
When somebody asks if you wanna hear a country song and plays Blanco Brown
When you meet that guy who's obsessed with Walker Hayes in person
Country radio fans be like...
Luke Bryan be like...
When you find out your friend went to the FGL concert
How Cleto Cordero introduced himself to Kaitlin Butts
♬ She just started liking cheatin' songs ♬
Jun 16, 2019
Sunday Mornin' Music / John Anderson / "Don't Forget to Thank the Lord"
Labels:
John Anderson,
Sunday Mornin' Music
May 23, 2019
Little Known Facts Makes Its Glorious Return
Insane Clown Posse plans on releasing their entire catalog as country albums in 2019. There will be no changes or remixing done.
Shooter Jennings recently hit the big 4-0 which is a big deal since he was only 3 feet, 11 inches earlier in the year.
Due to him neglecting it while spending so much time on the road and at the beach, Kenny Chesney’s tractor is no longer considered sexy.
Zac Brown’s new rap song has reportedly coaxed hours of valuable information out of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay.
78% of all blacked out names in the Mueller Report were Steve Earle.
Famed Bigfoot hunter Eric Tipton has decided there isn’t enough challenge in looking for the elusive creature and now devotes his time to searching for women on the country music charts.
Jordan Davis’ beard is kind of like Samson’s hair in that it is hair on the head of someone who doesn’t sing country music.
John Rich was one of the crowd favorites at a recent Nashville songwriting expo after he was a last minute substitution for the scheduled janitor that called in sick.
Americana is sometimes called “country music for liberals” because much like liberalism, it proclaims gender equality but is mostly run by old white dudes.
Constantly posting on Facebook about his weight loss vitamins is why John Anderson is the black sheep of his family.
As a child, Russell Dickerson once got his head stuck in a toilet paper roll.
I have never heard “Old Town Road” and will remove the genitalia of the first person that changes that.
Kane Brown coming on country radio is the equivalent of the auto flushing toilet pulling the paper seat cover down the drain before you are seated.
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Most of these are by Jeremy Harris; a few are by Trailer.
Mar 29, 2018
6 New John Anderson Parody Album Covers
Labels:
John Anderson,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Aug 28, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: John Anderson, Luke Bryan, Taylor Swift
Labels:
John Anderson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Dec 7, 2016
Seminole Wind (a gassy lyric parody)
Apologies in advance. Bobby Joe has returned with one of his disgusting parodies.
Potty humor ahead!
Native American facepalm |
Seminole Wind
(©2016 Bobby Joe Parody Lyrics)
(©2016 Bobby Joe Parody Lyrics)
(parody of John Anderson's "Seminole Wind")
Ever since we planted food
Men would fart, oh it's been crude
They eat their greens with attitude
And flaunt their stinky holes
'Cause way down south in their lower bowels
With the gas running wild making up new vowels
The raffinose and galactose growl
In the gut of the Seminole
So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land
Time went on, things went too far
And in the name of veggie farts
Organic farms and big salad bars
They made "pull my finger" jokes
And the last time that I went down there
I lit a match to clear the air
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola choke
So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land
Labels:
Bobby Joe,
John Anderson,
parody,
Parody lyrics
Aug 23, 2016
New Video: John Anderson / Lorraine Jordan & Carolina Road - Seminole Wind
Labels:
John Anderson,
New Videos
Aug 30, 2015
Sunday Mornin' Music: Billy Joe Shaver & John Anderson
Apr 24, 2015
YouTube Gems: John Anderson - Seminole Wind
With Earth Day having been earlier this week and John Anderson announcing a new album, Goldmine, coming May 26, this seemed an appropriate YouTube Gem for today.
Labels:
John Anderson,
YouTube Gems
Apr 29, 2014
Sauza or Jose Cuervo?
Labels:
Fun With Charts and Graphs,
John Anderson
Nov 25, 2013
Time for Some John Anderson
As Thanksgiving family time approaches, I'm sure many of you can relate to this song...
Labels:
John Anderson,
YouTube Gems
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