Showing posts with label Johnny Paycheck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Paycheck. Show all posts

Jun 1, 2017

Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs 2

Wanna go to the FGL restaurant when we visit Nashville?

Name Ryan Adams' second solo album

Nope, still couldn't see much country on the country chart

When your coworker saw Boland last night and didn't invite you

When you hear Paycheck playing at your neighbor's place

Are Cody Jinks and Colter Wall real country singers?

What it sounds like to me when somebody tries 
to explain how Sam Hunt is country

All of Blake Shelton's new music is either stupid or...

Oct 25, 2016

Farce the Music Halloween Playlist


 Here's a new Halloween "mixtape" for 2016, featuring 20 creepy-ass country, 
Americana, and rock tunes for your listening displeasure. Spotify playlist below.

The "track listing"

1. The Pine Box Boys - It's Comfy in My Coffin
2. Joe Buck Yourself - When Evil Comes to Town
3. Danzig - N.I.B.
4. Johnny Paycheck - (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone to Kill
5. 16 Horsepower - Low Estate
6. Lonesome Wyatt & Rachel Brooke - Evil One
7. Willie Nelson - Gravedigger
8. The Goddamn Gallows - 7 Devils
9. Type O Negative - Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
10. Graham Lindsey - Death Trip Blues
11. King Diamond - Welcome Home
12. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Long Black Veil
13. Rob Zombie - Superbeast (Kraddy Remix)
14. Johnny Cash - Thirteen
15. Lincoln Durham - Bones
16. Ralph Stanley - O Death
17. Marilyn Manson - I Have to Look Up Just to See Hell
18. Th' Legendary Shack Shakers - Agony Wagon
19. Alice Cooper - Sick Things (Live)
20. Rachel Brooke - Knoxville Girl


Oct 16, 2014

A Self-Aware Bro Country Song


Get Down and Turn Up
(© 2014 FTM Satire)

Hotties with bodies
Shakin' gyratin'
Binge drinking their way through this song
Jager and Jagger
Haggard and swagger
Yeah, I got my signifiers on

Crank up this song about cranking up songs
About parties in trucks while you party in trucks
This next line is dumb but you'll sing along
Yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Get down and turn up
Get down and turn up

Drink and drink faster
Pass out in pastures
Have a great time you underage kids
Paycheck and Jay-Z
Drive while you're tipsy
Instagram so folks know you did

Crank up this song about cranking up songs
About parties in trucks while you party in trucks
This next line is dumb but you'll sing along
Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh
Get down and turn up
Get down and turn up

Bridge
The bridge is for sexy
So girls drop them panties
This night's so enchanted
Moonlight on your fanny

While you crank up this song about cranking up songs
About parties in trucks while you party in trucks
This next line is filler but you'll sing along
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Get down and turn up
Get down and turn up

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