Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Oct 20, 2015
Country Horror Movie Posters 2015: Justin Moore
Labels:
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Justin Moore,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jul 2, 2015
Countrified Movie Quotes: Justin Moore
Labels:
Countrified Movie Quotes,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Scarface
May 21, 2015
Inspirational Quotes with FGL, Tyler Farr, etc.
Mar 27, 2015
Mar 17, 2015
St. Patrick's Day Meme
Labels:
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire,
St. Patrick's Day
Feb 13, 2015
Jan 22, 2015
Dec 24, 2014
A Country Christmas Story
Labels:
Chase Bryant,
Chris Lane,
Christmas,
Dallas Smith,
Gary Levox,
Jason Aldean,
Justin Moore,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Nov 24, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Garth, Justin Moore, etc.
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Frankie Ballard,
Garth Brooks,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire
Nov 17, 2014
Fake Outlaw Translator 2 (FGL, Thomas Rhett, Justin Moore, etc)
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
FGL,
Jason Aldean,
Justin Moore,
Outfauxs,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Nov 5, 2014
Make Your Own Taylor Swift 1989 Album Cover
This is kinda old news, but you can still go have some fun with this if you want---> http://www.buzzfeed.com/games/make-your-own-taylor-swift-album-cover
Justin Moore and Brantley Gilbert made their own!
I'm not sure why he looked 35 in 1989, but whatever... |
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Justin Moore,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Nov 3, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: BG, Aldean, Halloween Wrap-up
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Halloween,
Jason Aldean,
John Rich,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire
Oct 21, 2014
Anti-FTM Joke Chicken
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Gary Levox,
Justin Moore,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Sep 30, 2014
Gnome Sweet Gnome
Gnome Sweet Gnome
(Lyric parody of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" which was recently covered by Justin Moore)
You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf
Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat
I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Hey!
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf
Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat
I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Hey!
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Labels:
Blatant Trolling,
Justin Moore,
Motley Crue,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Vince Neil
Sep 19, 2014
Sep 18, 2014
Small Town Douchebag
Small Town Douchebag
(Lyric parody of Brantley Gilbert/Thomas Rhett/Justin Moore's "Small Town Throwdown")
Oh bruh
Around these parts his kind ain't new
No job but drives a jacked Chevrolet
Plays rap-rock, tatts on neck
3 kids from 3 girls on the way
Runs stop signs
Got a party at his folks' house tonight
Hand on his crotch, drinkin' fake shine
He loves gauge earrings and skanky girls,
Never got a ticket, claims he's done time
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
Yo, who got some ganja son?
Now he's got a house full of dumbass bros
Round here they're common as grass is
Rockin' Lil Wayne and FGL
Tore up, showin' their asses
What you looking at man?
Somebody says there's college boys
Rollin' in to hook up with their b**ches
If they step in there usin' fancy words
He's gonna send 'em home in stitches
He's a small town douchebag
His mean mug takes over when his brain power lags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' High Life gettin' tight
Fly high that rebel flag, he's a small town douchebag
C'mon
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Taaka gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
WTF
(Lyric parody of Brantley Gilbert/Thomas Rhett/Justin Moore's "Small Town Throwdown")
Oh bruh
Around these parts his kind ain't new
No job but drives a jacked Chevrolet
Plays rap-rock, tatts on neck
3 kids from 3 girls on the way
Runs stop signs
Got a party at his folks' house tonight
Hand on his crotch, drinkin' fake shine
He loves gauge earrings and skanky girls,
Never got a ticket, claims he's done time
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
Yo, who got some ganja son?
Now he's got a house full of dumbass bros
Round here they're common as grass is
Rockin' Lil Wayne and FGL
Tore up, showin' their asses
What you looking at man?
Somebody says there's college boys
Rollin' in to hook up with their b**ches
If they step in there usin' fancy words
He's gonna send 'em home in stitches
He's a small town douchebag
His mean mug takes over when his brain power lags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' High Life gettin' tight
Fly high that rebel flag, he's a small town douchebag
C'mon
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Taaka gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
He loves to squall his tires and call people fags
And dawg, where da hoes tonight, drinkin' Natty gettin' tight
Skinny jeans or a sag, he's a small town douchebag
He's a small town douchebag
WTF
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro country,
Justin Moore,
parody,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Sep 11, 2014
Little Known Facts: September '14
Lefty Frizzell was ambidextrous.
Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided
Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided
against it because "the scene is just too douchey right now."
For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox
For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox
celebrates by literally adding a notch to his belt.
Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided
Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided
to make his comeback under the stage name Garth Brooks.
Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"
Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"
career ended with a mis-timed hurricanrana.
Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,
Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,
the man Johnny Cash shot in Reno lived until 2007.
Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album
Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album
will be entirely about collecting cats and eating Blue Bell by the quart.
Little Big Town is a bad good band.
Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation
Little Big Town is a bad good band.
Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation
from November 12 through the last Sunday in May.
Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.
Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.
Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.
Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.
Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.
Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.
(Then he tried it 64 more times and didn't like it any of those times either.)
On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.
On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
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