Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts

Nov 5, 2014

Make Your Own Taylor Swift 1989 Album Cover

This is kinda old news, but you can still go have some fun with this if you want---> http://www.buzzfeed.com/games/make-your-own-taylor-swift-album-cover
Justin Moore and Brantley Gilbert made their own!



I'm not sure why he looked 35 in 1989, but whatever...

Oct 21, 2014

Anti-FTM Joke Chicken

The anti-joke chicken from the (old) popular meme takes on some of FTM's favorite cliche jokes.





Sep 30, 2014

Gnome Sweet Gnome

 
Gnome Sweet Gnome
(Lyric parody of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" which was recently covered by Justin Moore)

You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf

Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat

I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Hey!

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Sep 19, 2014

Bro-Country Fan eCards: Sept. '14

These are actual YouTube comments from bro-country fans, edited only for R-rated language.





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